Sappy (The Life of an eRepper)
Jude Connors
Greetings and Salutations, eWorl
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Let's face it... there isn't too much to this game. Over the years since V1, there has been a systematic stupify it to a point that it is essentially pressing a red button... and putting in your credit card numbers, of course.
This is essentially the game... Credit Card Poker
So every now and again, someone comes around the community and has great ideas to make the game more enjoyable. Even ideas for new additions to the game, which, of course, will never come. After all, we're still waiting for stuff promised like two years ago, like perception.
The secret motto of eRep
so when the ideas are overlooked, some players try to ignite the community with a lotto of sorts. But of course those were made illegal quite a few years ago, so Forfeit Points were dished out.Needless to say, this will drive any player out of the game.
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Another active player lost
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And if you save yourself
You will make him happy
He'll keep you in a jar
And you'll think you're happy
He'll give you breathing holes
And you'll think you're happy
He'll cover you with grass
And you'll think you're happy now
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
The clues that came to you, oh
And if you cut yourself
You will think you're happy
He'll keep you in a jar
Then you'll make him happy
He'll give you breathing holes
Then you'll think you're happy
He'll cover you with grass
Then you'll think you're happy now
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
The clues that came to you, oh
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
The clues that came to you, oh
And if you fool yourself
You will make him happy
He'll keep you in a jar
Then you'll think you're happy
He'll give you breathing holes
Then you will seem happy
You'll wallow in the shit
Then you'll think you're happy now
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
The clues that came to you, oh!
The eLife of an eRepper. This is how Plato treats you and I. Plato keeps us in a jar, gives us breathing holes, and eventually we wallow in the shit.
And we just think we're happy.
Comments
what happened to cirkaloo?!
He basically quit
thats damn unfortunate. I always loved his articles. Gonna def miss that.
FFS, another good one lost.
Poi!
Rip Cirkaloo
He was a good Hungarian spy
Nice to see u Jude and great article.
i miss you.
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Missed u 2
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Plato giveth and Plato taketh away 🙁
RIP Cirkaloo
May the bread be endless in heaven...
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2672792/1/20
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Sad but true.
A sad story of a citizen who had a lot of potential and who could influence both American politics and the world but thanks to hidden forces (Plato) he gave up and caused the eUnited States to suffer one of the worst crises in your ehistory and came to be annexed by enemy eCountries but the resistance and strong and little by little will recover the territory lost but the perch and irreparable and the game is turning (or better became) a pay to win.
Incredible article Jude.
About the Bank project I have to say something
Creating wartime bank will be the biggest financial failure in eWorld history
Well... this article isnt about it, but I also think the National Bank idea is a bad idea.
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I'm sad for Cirkaloo, great player.