Rylde's acting battshit | Exalted Druid 4 CP

Day 3,484, 17:21 Published in Canada Albania by Roger Griswald


When Butthurt becomes Buttburn.

TL/DR: Rylde's acting battshit, vote Exalted Druid for CP

There must be a serious case of the gonorrhea flaring up in Rylde’s Whorehouse these days, as its leader appears to have a burning itch he just can't scratch.

Earlier today, Rylde freaked out at a routine congress proposal to transfer funds from the country accounts to the Ministry of Finance.

I can assure you, as a 14 term Congress Member, that this is a historically standard practice to ensure that we have easy access to funds for troops and supplies when at war.

Anyway, Rylde’s butthurt took on a serious case of buttburn, which unfortunately appears to be his new norm… and gave Congress members like me serious concern. I was already a bit fearful that Rylde's unbalanced leadership could lead to him fleecing the treasury if elected CP, just like he did last time.

Many rambling replies later, its clear that Rylde is not the guy he used to be, which is sad as he was a national treasurer. I guess every pimp eventually needs to be put out to pasture:



Lucky for us Exalted Druid (ED) gives us a clear alternative to Rylde on election day. ED has always played with just the right amount of butthurt, and each of his terms has led to lots of epic battles and mega cash hauls (including winning the last world-resource wars).

So I am voting for Exalted Druid.

Maybe once the STDs back under control, I will swing my vote their way, but for now Rylde’s Whorehouse is just too risky for me to… err “punch my chad” in.

Wear a condom, play it safe, VOTE ED 4 CP.

Roger Griswald