Rylde's acting battshit | Exalted Druid 4 CP
Roger Griswald
When Butthurt becomes Buttburn.
TL/DR: Rylde's acting battshit, vote Exalted Druid for CP
There must be a serious case of the gonorrhea flaring up in Rylde’s Whorehouse these days, as its leader appears to have a burning itch he just can't scratch.
Earlier today, Rylde freaked out at a routine congress proposal to transfer funds from the country accounts to the Ministry of Finance.
I can assure you, as a 14 term Congress Member, that this is a historically standard practice to ensure that we have easy access to funds for troops and supplies when at war.
Anyway, Rylde’s butthurt took on a serious case of buttburn, which unfortunately appears to be his new norm… and gave Congress members like me serious concern. I was already a bit fearful that Rylde's unbalanced leadership could lead to him fleecing the treasury if elected CP, just like he did last time.
Many rambling replies later, its clear that Rylde is not the guy he used to be, which is sad as he was a national treasurer. I guess every pimp eventually needs to be put out to pasture:
Lucky for us Exalted Druid (ED) gives us a clear alternative to Rylde on election day. ED has always played with just the right amount of butthurt, and each of his terms has led to lots of epic battles and mega cash hauls (including winning the last world-resource wars).
So I am voting for Exalted Druid.
Maybe once the STDs back under control, I will swing my vote their way, but for now Rylde’s Whorehouse is just too risky for me to… err “punch my chad” in.
Wear a condom, play it safe, VOTE ED 4 CP.
Roger Griswald
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" I guess every pimp eventually needs to be put out to pasture."
lmao holy snappers that's funny!
Vote Exalted Druid to keep the treasury safe!
Hi Friend o7
Rylde is smart, fearless and quite funny in a perverse sort of way... When he wants to be. Unfortunately he's been having moody stretches that leave him just wanting to trash the whole country. Shame really because when we needed to be the evil anti-universe Canada (re: Star Trek, "Mirror, mirror" episode.) Rylde was the only true choice. There was always some consequence but the fun outweighed the negative.
So I poked Serbia in the eye for a few lulz to the tune of 100k cc and hold some govt cash and the whole establishment goes crazy.
Games dead and boring and they should enjoy a little spice in our long crawl into oblivion. Its a game and people need to lighten the hell up. TemujinBC the most. f*%ker needs to take a day off get some head and get drunk.
I agree, Tem probably deserves to get head 24/7. And he could if the whorehouse wasn't riddled with clap. So let's fix that.
I don't disagree with 95% of what you say. I also do not believe it is horrible to play as devils advocate and tell everyone they are doing it wrong. However, when you are completely rogue and stamp your feet, waving your chubby little fists in the air, screaming "I'll show you! If I can't play with Canada I'll destroy it!", that is quite possibly too extreme. If you want others to "lighten the he'll up" take a lesson from your own words.
You clamped on my ass before I left Canada because I was so negative and refused to do anyghing to help. After roaming around I came back because of the people still playing here. My turn to crawl up your butt. Cool it while there are still some that want you here.
I haven't claimed to want to destroy Canada. What have I destroyed besides the happiness of a few CPFers that want it all there way.
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I blame Mrs. Rylde... you gotta give if up sometimes, the man is stressed out and needs some - https://youtu.be/rjlSiASsUIs
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"So I poked Serbia in the eye for a few lulz to the tune of 100k cc and hold some govt cash and the whole establishment goes crazy.
Games dead and boring and they should enjoy a little spice in our long crawl into oblivion. Its a game and people need to lighten the hell up. TemujinBC the most. f*%ker needs to take a day off get some head and get drunk"
Everything is wrong with this, and you know it.
Stupid fucker. Enjoy obscurity, it's no better than you deserve.
You are always the last one to "lighten up", so go pound sand
Its never to late to lighten up. I shall pound sand hard with a hammer. Nothings wrong with anything in a game simulator. Its on anyone to choose how they want to play it.
I still run a large party that can't compete with 4 others banded together. Sux but its a game but am happy to be considered that kind of a threat. Kind of an honor really.
See? Here we go again. Maybe I'm being too pragmatic for a browser game.
Rylde, you are walking around with your panties in a twist because Tem has four parties that work together to block you. Then you say " Nothings wrong with anything in a game simulator. Its on anyone to choose how they want to play it.". Well, which is it? Do we play with whatever game mechanics allow or not?
And Tem, I know it's easy to get frustrated but Rylde is correct, it's only a damn game! I'd like to know of one time that yelling at someone, internet or not, that ever solved anything.
It's awfully handy to elect Rylde to CP when we get bored and want some excitement. Then we stammer around shocked when something we didn't plan on happens. WHAT THE HELL? It's not a secret that Rylde is a loose cannon. We all have unique traits, that was what made Canada special. Just how many f'ing countries in eRep took on the US and made them back down? Not to be about tooting my own horn but I recall when they asked for our terms for withdrawal I told 'em to "GTFO and stay out.". One person by themselves could not have done that.
By all means, argue and bicker, I've come to enjoy that about this place. Just keep in mind, at the end of the day we all come here to have some fun and see what ridiculous shit Canada has gotten herself into this time.
I'm actually kind of proud it takes all of the canadian political parties to thwart my will.
I haven't whined about anything and mostly just replying to others statements. There literally going batshit crazy over me not giving into there will of handing over 400k cc. It's more fun not to hand it over just for the names alone temujinbc comes up with to call me in the congressional message.
Nice to see Biased journalism never died in this country. Almost reminds me of the old days. I'm fine with the whole conversation being released so both sides of the story are made known.
thanks for the endorsement. I take my biased journalism very serious.
Come on, the gonorrhea jab is pretty solid. Get it, STD in a whorehouse. Pretty proud of that cleverness... 😉
WERE wasting govt money on a training war? 300k worth? who gets this money?
It goes into the org called Minister of Canadian finance as it has been done for the past decade in eCanada
Rylde cleaned the org out as his last act as CP so it is currently empty.
Yes we all know I'm holding money waiting for an actual war to place CO's. Let move onto a real issues now.
I'm just pointing out why the org is empty and we need to move money over. No judgement.
Why do we need it in the org?
why do we need it in your acc, you stupid ass?
Exactly.
Same reason we need it in yours friendo.
Put aboot 500k into account under economy tab. How is this account controlled.?
I was wondering what happened and how we suddenly had all that money in there.
That is treasury. The money is locked in treasury until congress passes a law to move it out. Exactly what we did moving the 300K from treasury to the Ministry of Finance org.
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Copy/paste from Rylde's article. I am too lazy to make another one and in that one I said all I have to say about this.
Rylde, I was in many Govts with you so I have seen that your intentions are good but you're doing it all in a wrong way. Some people may not understand that but I do so you had some credit until your last term.
-COing against someone who is giving your country protection and rent every month is not cool.
-Pissing on everyone, insulting everyone and calling them stupid names in our alliance is not cool.
-Proposing to leave alliance when at this moment there is no alternative with Asteria and Orion on our side and rental agreement with Serbia and Romania. That money and protection they will never give to anyone else and we can't get that money/protection from anyone else. Whenever you/we want to admit that or not I don't care.
-I was 3 times in your Govt.I was there for you when ever you asked and give my best. Whenever you want to admit that or not I don't care.
Cheers!
Exalted Druid 4 CP