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Hey America, Ballman here. Looks like we’ve been having some tough times, but things are improving rapidly. But you know what would increase the rate of improvement? Electing me to congress of course! Now anyone that knows me knows that I hate writing, so I’ll keep this short and simple.

Qualifications

- I’m well over 2 years old in the game, so I know my shit

- 1 term PP of AAP, half-term MoD in Best Corea, 5x congressman in Best Corea, probably some other stuff

- Never have been a congressman in America, this needs to change

That’s really all I have, but I’d say that’s pretty damn good. Now here’s some things I like about Michigan:

- Wolverines are pretty badass


- It’s not Ohio fucking State


- This girl


So all I’m asking America is to give an old man a chance. I probably won’t be around much longer so this is pretty much the last shot. Hope you’ll see fit to elect me.

Ballman