RF Williams > Dummy > Derppy

Day 3,480, 18:43 Published in USA USA by chickensguys

Hello America,

It is I, your lovely Liberator, you know the person who saved you from Tyranny and the rather dark ugliness of Tom Waits the worst singer in the world. You have been a bad boy Tom....





With both Dummy and Derpy and running for CP your options may seem less than ideal. On one hand we have Derpy, an adult who styles himself after magical horses and on the other hand we have a Federalist. Both are rather gross and unseemly. Frankly, I feel just SAD, for you that is.

But Brilliant and Cunning old me as an option. Get this, it is a 3rd option. RF Williams the Vocalist, with great singles like Never Gonna hit those Notes.



So vote for RF Williams and wave goodbye to the Establishment.