Remember: Labour Party is Best Party!

Day 2,650, 03:22 Published in Ireland Ireland by MR. HANK SCORPIO


About three years ago our party was being commonly referred as "The Family" - an insult used by most of our political opposition though one lined with a mark of respect. This was of course a reference to the Corleone mafia family from the hit film the Godfather.

Around this time the Labour party had emerged as the dominant force in Irish politics. We were running the two largest MU's in the country - the Irish Army & the Irish Citizens Army, we were in backtobacktobacktoback Governments that had not only defeated the United Kingdom but were now managing the occupation of her territories and our MoF Sweet Drinker had led our country into it's largest surplus in history so much so that our Government was quite literally handing gold out to the population.


Sweet Drinker during the eBoom he orchestrated

During this time period there remained a constant whinny voice of opposition, a voice that zoned in on the tiny negatives of our leadership in an OCD-like fashion. This spurred on the emerged of the cult of Labour. The cult of Labour was the expressed confidence our members had in discussing the party's achievements in public and praising themselves on national accomplishments. Though many described us as arrogant our confidence was really a counter to the petty criticisms of our opponents, mainly the ILP. My favorite example of this petty criticism was during Padraig Pearse's Irish crusade through the United Kindgom and Denmark in an effort to counter Polish expansion in Europe, the ILP were opposed this as it involved attacking Belgium, a Pro-Poland nation, and they went so far as to fight against Ireland!


former de-facto leader of Labour Padraig Pearse during a Labour rally 2 years ago

Although our party was tragically swallowed up in the black hole of leftist egotism it had created and fallen, in Taragarian fashion, from 1st to 5th in the political rankings - the cult of Labour survived! Our members looked on from the clouds of Labour heaven as our eNation fell into the hands of Indo-Labour leadership 🙁


Family portrate of the former Labour party

I call upon on former Labour members to rejoin the Labour party and help rid the country of the ILP and their cringe-worthy policy of whining about anything & everything! It is time we restored a policy of fun & good craic to the community!

Signed;

Hanky
Padraigy
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