PORN STARS WANTED: Experience not necessary
Day 1,887, 20:00
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by Candor
Every member gets FREE money. Let your member pay YOU!
Other parties give you food and tanks. Well, those are fine. But aren't you capable of choosing how to spend your PORN STAR earnings? We think so.
Porn Stars, after years of being held down by the man, are standing up and demanding to be heard and seen. We demand things. All things. And we want them NOW.
A lonely NoS Party member stands for freedom!
We want more than the little cup of syrup with our pancakes. We demand an entire small personal sized syrup pitcher thingy!
The government wants to poke us all!
We want more than just 16.5" of leg room on airplanes. We demand a full 33% increase, to 22". Or more! We also would like topless flight attendants, and TWO bags of peanuts.
The Catholics stand with us! (or we took these nuns hostage, reports are hazy)
We demand women without habits! We demand the free flow of hair. Smokers are ok too. And raging drunks. But please, no raging while smoking.
The NoS ride for freedom!
We demand seats at the front of the bus. And, for nice days, on top of the bus. And full bathrooms. And free shampoo, but not that small travel size. no Sir. We paid full price for this room, we want full servings of soaps and shampoos.
We demand the vote and free elections!
We want to vote! We don't care the question, we have answers! And we demand that you ask us! We also want to vote anywhere we please. We demand on line voting. And we demand the right to vote with any number of pencil we choose. We know that number two pencils are pencils made out of poop, and we're tired of chewing on poop. Also bigger erasers on our pencils. A minimum of 1" of eraser on every pencil. We demand it.
Who knew we were bombing North Vietnam again?
We demand an immediate end to the war in Vietnam and a return of our MIA's and ABC's.
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I demand that my demands are demanded.
I believe your demands are quite fair.
Your Praetor feels your pain! I support all these demands but remind you that Romulus does not seek world domination (although that's a good start), we seek to have the Star Empire rule the galaxy! The only sticky point is the vote thingy. After confering with the Proconsul we have reconfirmed that only members of the Senate may vote on anything. The rest of you dweebs need to shut the hell up and do as your told. *cough* Ahhh... What I mean to say is that good Romulans follow the will of the Senate because they know what's best.
HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL
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here and now, i will indefatigably guarantee that my pencil has at LEAST a 1" eraser. ladies, i hope you're taking notes.
Boob lovers supports porn stars!
Join "I love boobs" party now!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/i-love-boobs-4227/1
lol
lmfao @ We demand an entire small personal sized syrup pitcher thingy!
You can have your topless flight attendants, but I demand at least one steward be a Chip and Dale dancer, or else I will hold the world supply of Milk Duds hostage, until my demands are met. By which time I may or may not have eaten them all.
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http://badatsports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/98469cbc38e3338a_chip-and-dale-disney.gif These Chip and Dale dancers?
Good sense went out the door when voting was allowed for everyone, and all the laws got re-written so we could then get taxed to death. What is all the tax for? It is for all the lame asses that want a free ride. Someday ( coming ) there will not be a enough people to pay for the other people and when that happens, what will YOU do?
I still blame it all on T-ball....
Imperialfez Hah! I knew I should have specified not the chipmunk ones.
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