Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Day 1,281, 13:23 • Published in USA Romania • by googoodoll


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I write this article today to remind you that women from your past are always coming back to haunt you 😃
No, not really, I wanted to bring you a glance to a movie that, unlike other sequels, rises up to the expectations. The plot is decent, love versus deceive, fountain of youth, fears, Blackbeard and so forth.

Also I wanted to remind you, my friends, I run for Congress this month in South Dakota so please don’t forget to vote (for me and USWParty of course).

For your amusement and mine, I switched a few lines from the movie to suit on the eRepublik characters. So here it is:

To my party, USWP:

Jack Sparrow aka ElmieJr: Did everyone see that? Because I will *not* be doing it again.



To my country :

Jack Sparrow aka Emerick to Spain : I thought I should give you warning. We're taking the ship. It's nothing personal.

Jack Sparrow aka Message to new citizen: There'll be dangers along the way... firstly mermaids, zombies... Blackbeard.

To my alliance :

Angelica aka you fighting in mini-battles: Why is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?

Blackbeard aka Terra&Eden to ONE: If I do not make it to the fountain, neither will you.

To their alliance:

Gibbs aka Poland: All part of the plan, yes?
Jack Sparrow aka Serbia : No.

To those who died and made a new account:

Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?
Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light.


To all Congress candidates :

Barbossa aka PAC: You can sleep when you're dead!


To Plato:

Jack Sparrow: [Standing on a cliff edge] You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... sudden urge to jump?... I don't have it.


To my unit, US Special Forces:

Jack Sparrow aka Alexander Auctoritas: There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere.

Blackbeard aka xDavidx: Mutineers... hang!

Captain Teague aka Bockson: Don't be a fool, Jackie. The fountain will test you.

Barbossa aka enderaggie: Are we not king's men?



Did I mention that US Special Forces are awesome and if you “hit like a truck” as one of my friends said, you should join us? We have cookies 😃





Don’t forget to vote for me : South Dakota – USWP – googoodoll