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Four score and screw it, hello my fellow marines, trolls, EDENers (is that a word) and Emerick (please please please be reading). You phoenix fellas may be wondering why I left you out, well heres the reason. Your led by a group of incompetent village idiots represented here, please be wary that these village idiots graduated at the top degree passing all their mid slinging, blabing, twit convention tests. So don't call them just idiots, these people here are village idiots.

Now let me sample these six marvelous idiots, and how they came to be.


Right to Left, no no, I mean right to left, damn these infernal translation dictation devices...






Ok on the left, we have....

Cowbo(a)y Gazi, it started it's journey being born in a Turkey, no not the animal turkey little one, the country, also known as The Byzantium Empire whose capital is Constantinople. It once awoke and decided, I'm going to conquer the world and do it anyway I please, since it failed at fighting it turned to singing and this is why it's in the group, the only decent singer too.


Onis(er Ostin) Worker: This man started his carreer by writing this article, http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/eindonesia-dares-you-eusa-1241698/1/20 , well before that I didn't give a schrute about him and didn't know he exisited. Before getting carried off in one off my blood filled stories, let me tell you how he came to be here and known. Once upon a time there was Indonesia, Indonesia was sad, so they invaded the U.S, the U.S beat them back and now Indonesia is sad again, so they have these people pumping their muscles trying to show that they're stronger then the U.S, when in reality they're scared and want to be "We all live in America, America, America, we all want to live in America!" Apart from that I don't know what he does, he does have a cool avatar, looks like he is running away from Zombies. Hehehehehe 😉


Ok, umm this person Euthanasia, err Euphonix (omg, Phonix in the alliance Phoenix, I smell a conspiracy) Ok he wasn't born with yellow skin, he got that when a mustard truck destroyed his house only leaving him alive at the age of 17, ever since then he's been known as mustard man! Since then he has joined the police force and became a cop, then a bad cop, then a good cop, then a good lieutenant, then a bad lieutenant, and he's been like that ever since. He enjoys walks by the beach and war war war, please send him a message and let him know if you want to date him, last I heard it's pretty boring being a homeless tank, (he sold his house to buy guns)


Ok 3 more to go so we'll have an intermission, this news broadcast was brought to you by S.E.E.S, a group worshipping Emerick and trying to beat down the oppressor known as P(fail)H(fail)O(fail)E(fail)N(fail)I(fai l)X(fail). fail^7 = f^7 a^6 i^5 l^4 FAIL^8 + Failure.



Ok now we're at Dish(mcds), go wash the Dishes eh? Traitor to the Americans yet one of us, guess we'll be putting you behind bars of bamboo, deep in Indo-China we're you'll learn to live or be voted off by the tribe. (losing = pit of lava + body) Ok, why do you keep traveling defending defenseless people, we had PEACE for that, oh right they disbanded to be more imperialistic. But I promise we'd have taken good care of Mexico, they'd get healthcare, and homes and other things that Phoenix wouldn't even provide them. Apart from that I don't know what to say about you, I mean you got a nice avatar (ooohhhhh yaaaa!!) but your an idiot, well I mean your a village idiot so you've found you proper place. Naw I kid, come back home where you'll meet Emerick's cell mate, nice guy actually.

LcfR (or as I call him Lord Calling Free Rides) I won't talk about Kosovo and them being free because it'll make you mad, look at it this way, in 200 years they'll be powerful and you'll be allies, like the U.S and UK nowaday, though I still wish they were known as Old England, another few states too. But ok, I have no idea what you're doing with your hands just please wash them before touching me, I don't want H1N1 + some weird disease. I'm gonna say gratz on your 10k exp, but I have to say that the best exp is by far....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Wha, or ya this guy, ummm forget it, I'm bored of this guy NEXT!!!!

Java(s) hmmm coffee and he's from Brazil think of that, oh I mean Jazar pfft Java>Jazar.... I've never seen you or heard of you so lets keep that up. Also, please stop tanking for Phoenix, we want you to work for us, we pay you good, in good goods called goods, eh? Got it, get it? Then good. I've always like Brazil, my teacher has plenty of stories of that friendly black market dealer, oh and you're also going down in the world cup this year, America will beat you with a iron lamp pole. Oh, and leave poor South Africa alone, just because they're the only African country doesn't mean you can exploit them, wait till all of Africa is filled up, then we'll see whose crying for help..


Ok so this concludes this article, I'll be back next time I think of something witty, and something cool. Oh, and if you think this writing isn't the best, then my writing is only as good as my subjects, so please don't insult your friends, I think they know where you live.

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Well What else am I supposed to say, I get paid by gold in the amount of words I type. Wait wha! *Iron club hits Julius on head* *Julius is unconscious*



Tha tha tha tha tha that's all when I'll be back! Oh and someone call the Amber Lamps!


Oh ya, Tyr Corporation is Julius Rodvigo, I'm just too lazy to log back onto my account so ya, when the object speaks fear it with the furry of 10000 storms!



Oh, and mods, this time please don't delete because I only published it in one country, and this is erep related. Now everyone can't see it, please send it too Phoenix trolls, I want moar friends.