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Pfeifferguns - Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow

Day 1,969, 08:01 Published in USA USA by Pfeiffer.

Yesterday we talked about how awesome the lovely fingerguns can be...and someone asked what exactly it was I was offering her. Well, maybe we should talk a little about that...

The one thing most central to the life of a fingerguns is the protection and development of noobs. It is instinctual. Little tiny people just learning to walk and talk put her into mentor mode.

Why? fingerguns knows that nooblets are the future of our society, and so do I.

That is why I am proposing that our first act on our appointed mission of rebuilding a stronger USA (after I beg her to run for President again and she says no) is the creation of an organization truly dedicated to the upbringing of our new players.

I will pour my personal resources, time, money, etc. into this new endeavour. I will put at fingerguns disposal access to near unlimited resources...whatever she might need to help grow our next generations.

We will open the doors of the Pfeifferguns Foundation.

We do what we must, because we can.

The Pfeifferguns Foundation’s doors will open immediately after we return from our honeymoon, and we will set about the work of creating newer, faster, stronger (biotic...?) nooblets.

These new players will receive the best education and training that could possibly be provided to them. We will not seek to replace the Departments of the Interior and Education, as they perform a vital role in our society. Our mission is simply to take things to the next level.

fingerguns will be our first (and only) CEO and Board Chairman, directing the efforts of our staff. If you are a noob and you need something, the Pfeifferguns Foundation will be there to help you however we can.

fingerguns accepting another award for her humanitarian efforts with orphaned nooblets

Our model will constantly evolve, but at the core of what this project is will be our desire to help new players set smart goals, and follow a path to achieving them.

This is only the first of many things I want us to build together, fingerguns. I don't want to give away all of my plans in one article, because there are so many things we could accomplish together, but I know we have a few common desires...

Let me help you build a better future for our noobs, fingerguns



Pfeiffer. Day 1,969, 08:01

First reserved for the nooblets

Francisco Ferrer Guardia Day 1,970, 18:50

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AlexMCS182 Day 1,969, 08:05

Do it, I mean, brining new players is always helpful and useful, though good luck again 🙂

Pfeiffer. Day 1,969, 08:13

For once, Foxland support is appreciated.

AlexMCS182 Day 1,969, 10:42

You know you always have my support 😛

Jude Connors Day 1,969, 08:06

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Jude Connors
Jude Connors Day 1,969, 08:10

Pfeiffer... I still await your answer to my proposal.

Tiacha Day 1,969, 08:16

Why don't you just, do this out of the generosity of your heart? Like you know, a good person would do. always a string attached.You know, if there wasn't any strings attached with everything you do, maybe FG would actually accept your proposal. Charity, after all, is a Christian thing, something you claim to be. Anyway...I'll vote this up cause its a good idea.

Pfeiffer. Day 1,969, 08:19

I just funded a month worth of DoE noob support, and I regularly donate to various other groups. Sent 1000 tanks to AMP and the Feds like 2ish months ago...Oblige was WTP PP, so he didn't need no stinking Pfeiffertanks

but yea, this is in ADDITION to my normal charitable giving.

Tiacha Day 1,969, 08:20

You should actually let people know these things then.

Pfeiffer. Day 1,969, 08:21

Also funded Rogue Squadron out of pocket for most of my Presidency when their CO and XO quit in the same 36 hours.

srsly, Tiacha. come on...

Pfeiffer. Day 1,969, 08:21

Why? I give the stuff so it can be used, not to self-fellate.

I do that just for funsies on my own.

Tyrannocopters Day 1,969, 17:24

I think he doesn't flaunt his charity because he is, incredibly, being humble. Good Job Pfeiffer o7

Captain Salty Kushskins
Captain Salty Kushskins Day 1,969, 19:19

Modesty probably isn't the first thing that jumps to mind when somebody thinks of Henry, but it can't be denied he understates the value of the work he does for the community here.

Tiacha Day 1,969, 08:27

*coughs future presidential run coughs* Anyway, good luck in all of your aspirations.

Satyre Reynes
Satyre Reynes Day 1,969, 08:44

There is always a string attached for everything anyone does.

Captain Salty Kushskins
Captain Salty Kushskins Day 1,969, 13:33

Matthew 6:2. Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

ilphen Day 1,969, 08:17

needs more fun

ilphen Day 1,969, 08:18

its all so serious ;_;

ilphen Day 1,969, 08:18

I'm also leaving a nice comment here!

Gnilraps Day 1,969, 08:26

I am changed in an instant. In the twinkling of an eye I have become brand new.

I now fully, 100%, absolutely urge fingerguns to accept the proposal to be eMarried to Pfeiffer.

Pfeiffer. Day 1,969, 08:28

So basically, you don't want her to say yes.

y u do dis

PigInZen Day 1,969, 11:30


badbrad767 Day 1,969, 08:33

voted and support fingerguns for CP

Pfeiffer. Day 1,969, 08:35

Four more weeks!

@Tiacha-- doing the Christian thing is soooo last year.....or was it last century?

Dio Hostilian
Dio Hostilian Day 1,969, 09:37

Unfortunately it isn't, ... yet. Hopefully, we'll be able to eradicate all religions within the next hundred years, although I'm not too optimistic about that. The only way to trully eradicate religions would also save people from overpopulating the Earth and might be viewed as not so good by some antiantisocial people.

Tiacha Day 1,969, 10:13

You know, I'm not advocating religion. I could care less. But blatant hypocrisy makes me livid. I live my life by the golden rule, and some people forget the golden rule applies to the internet as well. But I'm getting off topic here in my anger.

Dio Hostilian
Dio Hostilian Day 1,969, 10:25

Golden rule has nothing to do with religion. That is philosophical concept common in many philosophies and religions.

But this rule is better:

There is no peace, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me!

Having less entropy leads to death. Having more entropy leads to progress, diversity and life. If nobody takes away your freedom you wouldn't know what the freedom is.

Marquis Andras
Marquis Andras Day 1,970, 06:34

What is a Christian?

n0s3 Day 1,969, 09:11

find ich gut okeh.

Mary Chan
Mary Chan Day 1,969, 09:24


I think Pfeiffer needs to have his own foundation of creative ways to propose to fingerguns. She's one tough cookie, a tasty one nonetheless.

(Err... too far? I'll stop myself there... And awkwardly scurry back to my hole under the occupied country of Canada. I'm an oddish )

Mister Y
Mister Y Day 1,969, 09:33

"fingerguns knows that nooblets are the future of our society, and so do I."

Also RGR knows it, unfortunately.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,969, 10:05

No they aren't. They almost all die.

and back to "retirement" with you fluffernutter

Bruce Killah
Bruce Killah Day 1,969, 13:32

And this is why the noobs (with good sense) who survive hate you

Rex Ormunde
Rex Ormunde Day 1,969, 23:53

I don't hate him. I just politically plot against him is all. 🙂

Rico Mc.Rico
Rico Mc.Rico Day 1,970, 07:24

I'm a flufferist, problem? Trololololololololol.

iPanchO Day 1,970, 13:44

Don't be mad , I believe they'll accept you too. Nooblet

The Original Hawkie
The Original Hawkie Day 1,969, 10:47

While I don't acknowledge this marriage in favor of the Pope's proposal... If there were a foundation... it should be called FingerPfeif.

Pfeiffer. Day 1,969, 11:03

Branding is not your thing.

The Original Hawkie
The Original Hawkie Day 1,969, 13:12

Pot calling kettle black.

jkeller4000 Day 1,969, 11:10

yeah of my thirty invited people they all have become inactive 🙁

BeachBunny Day 1,969, 11:12

OMG BEST ARTICLE EVER. You two must get married. If not what will happen to all those nooblets. This is a match made in HEAVEN.

Marquis Andras
Marquis Andras Day 1,970, 06:36

There is no heaven.... also nooblets are fine....

BeachBunny Day 1,970, 06:37

there is to a heaven. At least that's my belief 🙂 But you can believe what you like mister!

Marquis Andras
Marquis Andras Day 1,970, 06:39

and I WILL missy 😃 lol

BeachBunny Day 1,970, 06:44

Good I wouldnt have it any other way!

Marquis Andras
Marquis Andras Day 1,970, 06:51

Neither would I! lololol the friendship we have....

Chance Harrison
Chance Harrison Day 1,970, 09:42

If you think this is the best article ever.... LMAO. Fluffer and FG are a match that's for sure. Not saying that's a good thing. More like the blind leading the blind. Neve go full retard.

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