Yesterday we talked about how awesome the lovely fingerguns can be...and someone asked what exactly it was I was offering her. Well, maybe we should talk a little about that...
The one thing most central to the life of a fingerguns is the protection and development of noobs. It is instinctual. Little tiny people just learning to walk and talk put her into mentor mode.
Why? fingerguns knows that nooblets are the future of our society, and so do I.
That is why I am proposing that our first act on our appointed mission of rebuilding a stronger USA (after I beg her to run for President again and she says no) is the creation of an organization truly dedicated to the upbringing of our new players.
I will pour my personal resources, time, money, etc. into this new endeavour. I will put at fingerguns disposal access to near unlimited resources...whatever she might need to help grow our next generations.
We will open the doors of the Pfeifferguns Foundation.
We do what we must, because we can.
The Pfeifferguns Foundation’s doors will open immediately after we return from our honeymoon, and we will set about the work of creating newer, faster, stronger (biotic...?) nooblets.
These new players will receive the best education and training that could possibly be provided to them. We will not seek to replace the Departments of the Interior and Education, as they perform a vital role in our society. Our mission is simply to take things to the next level.
fingerguns will be our first (and only) CEO and Board Chairman, directing the efforts of our staff. If you are a noob and you need something, the Pfeifferguns Foundation will be there to help you however we can.
fingerguns accepting another award for her humanitarian efforts with orphaned nooblets
Our model will constantly evolve, but at the core of what this project is will be our desire to help new players set smart goals, and follow a path to achieving them.
This is only the first of many things I want us to build together, fingerguns. I don't want to give away all of my plans in one article, because there are so many things we could accomplish together, but I know we have a few common desires...
Let me help you build a better future for our noobs, fingerguns
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