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Parking Ticket

Day 2,429, 08:47 Published in Ireland Ireland by gsfdgfs

Words from a Retiree:

Working people frequently ask retired people what

they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I

went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,

how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an “asshole” . He glared at me and started

writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Mary called him a “shit head”. He finished the

second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it

and went home.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.



Coyolxauhqui V
Coyolxauhqui V Day 2,429, 08:53

Hahahaha! Wonderful!

Paddy OBrien
Paddy OBrien Day 2,429, 09:10

love it 🙂

Jenavive RoseThorne Gemstone
Jenavive RoseThorne Gemstone Day 2,429, 09:17

Poor ticket-man 🙁

Cry of Banshee
Cry of Banshee Day 2,429, 10:17

poor owner of the car !! ><

lol ^^

Releasethe Krakken
Releasethe Krakken Day 2,429, 10:33

lol good one

Anthony Colby
Anthony Colby Day 2,429, 14:18

Stick it to the man.

The man with the car that is.

Kaminarinote Day 2,429, 16:16

Old people are jerks
Totally for Logan's Run
Thanks for the tickets

Careful Day 2,430, 02:41

Lol, voted and subscribed for the laugh

Struis Vogel
Struis Vogel Day 2,430, 04:13

lol Voted!

Crosseye Day 2,430, 15:56

Nice one. I must suggest that to my parents.

John Gormley
John Gormley Day 2,430, 16:18


Grainne Ni Mhaille
Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 2,431, 03:42


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