Padraig is back
MR. PADRAIG PEARSE
Hello comrades,
Thank You
I have been away from eRepublik for a long time. If you don't know me I suggest you go through my old newspaper articles as I was the most successful Irish CP in ehistory.
Just like the prodigal son I have returned to this glorious community intent on restoring our global prestige , power and erection. Thank you to all who supported our campaign to retake the leftist movement in this country. A revolution has been started my friends, on to Dublin.
Now, on to business;
ILP
As the People's Supreme Party Leader Hank Scorpio mentioned in his last article, the ILP is riddled with corruption. Although we knew that the fight to take the party would be tough, we were not prepared to unravel years and years of scandals buried beneath our party. We have announced a People's Council who are currently investigating a number of these issues and I promise full transparency with our members on all our findings.
Furthermore, rather than accept defeat respectfully, WHS emptied our party's bank account and is on the run. It is believe that he is somewhere in Dingle area, organizing a de-facto group with the intention of seizing power.
I demand WHS hand himself over to the People's Supreme Court and be held to trial in order to answer for his crimes. This will be in a courtroom of his peers, of which I will Judge.
I have a law degree
Elections
If you want to be a Cheeky Kuntie Congressional candidate please PM me. All we're looking for is activity and no affiliations with the traitor WHS.
More importantly, as I'm sure you're anticipating, I'm running for the Presidency of this country. I expect you all to follow me to Dublin on the 5th and gimme your votes. I'm a great guy, I've done a lot of good stuff in the past. Etc, etc.
Vote article for more tophats
Until later on folks,
Padraig
Comments
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I wept manly tears. o7
Finally someone to hold Winston accountable for his numerous crimes against the people of eIreland.
Including the high crime of felonious asshattery.
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Congrats on your multi gang and multiple user accounts Hank.
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Youre like 40 and you collect comic books, your jealous of us & its oozing out of you
She does it quite well. Alas, she's away visiting family. You should visit yours as well. If they'll have you.
Actually I AM 40 I don't collect comics and I can't be jealous of basement dwellers.
Hey, I am 46 and collect comic books.
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this got me hard
Why you reported my comment 🙁
lol
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Oh hai there