Padraig for President

Day 1,468, 14:39 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by MR. PADRAIG PEARSE

As I type these words it pains me to reflect upon what has
brought me to do this. Three months ago I took our nation beyond realms any of

you could of imagined. We annihilated a superpower from the shores of a badly
wounded ally, despite odds that belonged in a biblical tale we overcame the
impossible and proved to the world that nobody is mightier than the Irish.
Together we grew from the unequipped, defensive green rebels to sound, blood
thirsty aggressors and, united through communication and friendship, we push
the UK off our shores, we took the fight abroad and we burnt London to the
ground. Three months ago I raised the standard of Ireland and my how that
standard has fallen.



Since my term we’ve been wiped, bullied and beaten. We have
returned to the famous cycle…Troll one another, argue, get wiped, resistance
war back onto the map, get wiped and repeat. Boring!

I think it’s time to raise the standard again my people. I
think it’s time we gore into glory and aggression and unity through war. I
think it’s time we gained some power and prestige, I think it’s time for the
return of President PP.


Ps. Sw33t will be the only one who has access to the gold and iep