Operation 'Sleazy Weasel' or why we are really winning the war.
Day 1,230, 12:16
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by Horice G Fossil
It has come to the attention of eUK high command that some citizens
are under the misapprehension that the war, with Belgium, is not
going awfully well at the moment and that we are actually losing.
"Sir, it seems to imply in the newspapers that we're having our arse handed
to us by the those Belgium chappies and their johnny foreigner chums"
"Don't worry all will become clear once they learn of our cunning plan.
Our troops at the front should be recieving their orders any time now."
At that very moment in Heindonk on the Flanders front line....
"Sarg ! orders from high command, we're to put Operation 'Sleazy Weasel'
into action as soon as we've all read and understood what we're to do"
"Right lads listen up, new orders from high command"
'Soldiers of the eUK you are to about-face 180 degrees and advance as
fast as possible. In this manner we will spread confusion among the
enemy, allowing them to believe they are winning, but in reality we
all know we are advancing and therefore it is we who are winning'
"OK you orrible lot you eard the orders, about face, CHARGE !"
So all along the Belgium front line the eUK military advanced away from the
enemy as fast as their legs could carry them, laughing at the silly foreigners
"Hehe, look at the silly Belgiums they think their the ones that are advancing"
With full pomp and circumstance our troops advanced off the ferries into
the South East of England, continuing to advance quickly inland with the
Belgiums and her allies unwittingly in full retreat close behind them
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"Well done lads that the spirit, we're advancing so fast they can't keep up !"
Meanwhile in high level discussions King Woldy, eUK primeminister, was trying
to explain to Shadow, Begium butt, why it was they that we're losing the war.
"No you silly little Belgium, don't you realise that by landing in the eUK you
have infact retreated so far that all that is left for you to do is to capitulate
and save yourself and your sweet little country anymore embarrassment"
I hope that this helps clear up any silly misunderstanding over the war
WE ARE INFACT ADVANCING ON ALL FRONTS AND THEREFORE WINNING !
Horice
are under the misapprehension that the war, with Belgium, is not
going awfully well at the moment and that we are actually losing.
"Sir, it seems to imply in the newspapers that we're having our arse handed
to us by the those Belgium chappies and their johnny foreigner chums"
"Don't worry all will become clear once they learn of our cunning plan.
Our troops at the front should be recieving their orders any time now."
At that very moment in Heindonk on the Flanders front line....
"Sarg ! orders from high command, we're to put Operation 'Sleazy Weasel'
into action as soon as we've all read and understood what we're to do"
"Right lads listen up, new orders from high command"
'Soldiers of the eUK you are to about-face 180 degrees and advance as
fast as possible. In this manner we will spread confusion among the
enemy, allowing them to believe they are winning, but in reality we
all know we are advancing and therefore it is we who are winning'
"OK you orrible lot you eard the orders, about face, CHARGE !"
So all along the Belgium front line the eUK military advanced away from the
enemy as fast as their legs could carry them, laughing at the silly foreigners
"Hehe, look at the silly Belgiums they think their the ones that are advancing"
With full pomp and circumstance our troops advanced off the ferries into
the South East of England, continuing to advance quickly inland with the
Belgiums and her allies unwittingly in full retreat close behind them
"Well done lads that the spirit, we're advancing so fast they can't keep up !"
Meanwhile in high level discussions King Woldy, eUK primeminister, was trying
to explain to Shadow, Begium butt, why it was they that we're losing the war.
"No you silly little Belgium, don't you realise that by landing in the eUK you
have infact retreated so far that all that is left for you to do is to capitulate
and save yourself and your sweet little country anymore embarrassment"
I hope that this helps clear up any silly misunderstanding over the war
WE ARE INFACT ADVANCING ON ALL FRONTS AND THEREFORE WINNING !
Horice
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'ere! You's leaking sensitive documents!
This actually makes perfect sense. Brilliant!
Fix Bayonets!
Front rank - Fire!
Second rank - Fire!
Rear rank - Fire!
Silly Belgiums, they'll be having porridge for breakfast soon enough (probably).
coolstorybro.
xD
I'm seriously thinking of making this my home page... So that I see it every morning.
I can confirm this is all 100% true
Retreat to victory!
Horice o7
...So...We're losing?! ='(
Please! Stop this aweful plan! Whatever shall we do if you retreat past London D=
@ Ray, I see our cunning plan has you fooled
'Please! Stop this aweful plan! Whatever shall we do if you ADVANCE past London '
I fixed it for you, do try and keep up.
Horice (:
- 1) where is your help for your alliance (look efrance)
- 2) why say we went with peace, you know is not right.
- 3) to stop ePoland (who can stop this country, big country can't stop it, now why you? )
A lot of questions for uk... i'm bored to see your lies, if you were really come to make your mission, and to make a TW, we would see in this moment a ask of peace.
You wanted simply destroy eBelgium, you thought we would do nothing to defend our country. More territories, more ressources.
Is it the politic of your alliance?
I don't see uk and their real values of past, you changed a lot.
You attacked eBelgium, but we didn't want that, we had all ready a perfect TW, you make your selfish action, in this time your alliance your best friends lost their regions.
Now you cry, help us... but what must think your alliance?
Go UK make your missions .... since we lost our regions.. congratz !
😁^ Taking-a-game-too-seriously win?
I laughed really good!
@Elynea
eRepublik is a massively multiplayer online GAME
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Also this article is a JOKEarticle.