Omnissiah or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love a Nation

Day 3,982, 07:08 Published in Switzerland United Kingdom by Omnissiah
Greetings, Helvetica!

There was once a young apache attack helicopter who lived on a farm in the English countryside. Well, an English/Greek countryside. He lived in a very complacent place with lots of bickering and lackluster enthusiasm. Just as things couldn't get any worse, other apache attack helicopters left that countryside for other places. Leaving him alone with the best Huey helicopter he knows, but with a lot of baby helicopters just learning to fly as well.

So he decided to embark out on his own, and has landed in Switzerland.



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I have been following Switzerland for a few weeks now, scouting out potential havens and places to hide illicit tax dollars and precious metals. I have finally made the move after a very subtle sense of depersonalization and I am very happy to be apart of what you have here.

I try to fight when I can, I'd say that's pretty steady. I don't understand economics at all,I just know that I need money and that I tend to starve a lot.
But I do try to be active in the community to which I belong. Either just a social aspect or a political one, I do what I can.

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I am obviously not here to put into motion a deep state plot to activate sleeper cells to take over your nation. No, no. I'm saving that for Ireland. What I am here to do is just play the game in a nation that seems tightly knit, active than most, and (at the exact time of this article) exists on a game map.


I am Omnissiah, and thanks for having me.