Official Running for President

Day 893, 22:58 • Published in South Africa Canada • by Gofarman
Ever wanted a Third option?

Some one who has no chance of actually being elected but is there to show the winners that we wont settle for the best?

Well, I am humbly offering myself as this very third option.

CW and Mulder both say they wont be able to return Limpopo... well, I for one am outraged. Limpopo is a eSA original region and I if elected as President (which will never happen) will spend us into the ground to make Limpopo ours again. (which does almost nothing for our situation)

I will also promise that we have a Baby-Boom of RL eSA multis, they will be the best citizens anyone could ever ask for never say a word and will never miss a day of work. I have already (not) begun this laborious process.

My Presidential Goals will be a 500% increase in Population and a increase of the GDP of OVER 9000 (percent). I would also like to promise that I will give every citizen 10g of the Governments Gold that votes for me and makes an article supporting me. Use these words to be eligible for the Congressional Grant. (I will use mind control to make this possible)

Gofarman is God
Vote for God

I would also like to announce my Cabinet at this time (something none of the other candidates has done)

President: God
Vice-President: Jisses

Mo😨 Pizzathehut
MoF: Admin
MoFA: **
MoS: *

*This position is open to any erepublik citizen, citizenship nonwithstanding.
**This position will be given to the youngest player that PM's me. (congress ambassadors and current government official will be omitted from selection)

Now that looks like a excellent set up don't you think?

I thought so, which is why I would also like to announce at this time eSA will be a Monarchy from this time forward (assuming I am elected, which I wont be)

Plugson, my cousin will retain the throne of the Kingdom of Africa until such a time some other worthy candidate requests the crown. To that end I will be known as the Chancellor of the Kingdom of Africa forevermore, I will also be the mouthpiece our Undead king will communicate through. /sarcasm

(well that was kinda fun, if there is a party out there with large enough testis to back me in this endeavor please contact me I think it would be good lulz, and cause a heart-attack or two)

My point with the above ramble was to point out that both of the candidates running for presidency offer the same thing. Neither government will be different and they will likely both do a good job. Remember this and don't get too upset when there is a TO and one side has to back out come election time, remember it is just a game 😉.

Good Luck in the battle ahead, let us not loose focus.