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Not So OFF-I-CAL Stuff

Day 1,638, 23:41 Published in USA Canada by Thedillpickl

Pickle's Patriots & the Pickle Party present:

Hi kids!

Yesterday was interesting for awhile. Three articles of note were Ajay's OFFICIAL Voting Orders, then someone named borissajkas released eUSA OFFICAL VOTING ORDERS (note the unique spelling of 'official'!) and finally Sajler produced [eUSA ALERT] VOTING ORDERS. (Note how using Caps Lock in their titles make them look even more offical.)

It was very nice of these folk to step up and speak for the legitimately elected government of the eUS. Ajay even took the extraordinary step of assuming the temporary position of Director of eHomeland Security to mass PM many new players in our community. How thoughtful of him.

Let's Meet Our New Friends!

First, might I suggest some suitable background music.

Have a look at boris.

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Now Sajler.

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Well That Was Fun

Early on the comments and trolling were quite amusing. Ajay never did show up, which would have allowed us to be entertained by his whimsical remarks. By the late afternoon (evening time in good ol' Serbia) everything fizzled out and the fun was over. I would give the show 3 stars simply because of the voting by non-commenters. It could have been a 4+ if The ring master had shown up for his party.


Josh Whitehead
Josh Whitehead Day 1,638, 23:52

Heck, that was fun! Can I go for another ride?

Thedillpickl Day 1,638, 23:58

Step to the back of the line sonny, you bother me...

Step right up folks! A one time only extravaganza!
See the amazing disappearing general!
And his baffling array of magic cohorts!
This is truly the greatest show on Earth!

New Faustian Man
New Faustian Man Day 1,639, 02:58



George Pumpkinette
George Pumpkinette Day 1,639, 05:15

give Ajay a break multi farming is hard work...

Zuntale Day 1,639, 08:58

BlasterXL Day 1,639, 09:50

u know i hate that history shit

things change people change sides ... the end .

u think that if u saw how much a person's top damage was be4 he moved to a certain country it allows u judge everything about that person ?

i am talking in general not about these cases

i am not trying to defend them but next time bring better arguments other than where was a person's top damage be4 he changed countries or in what language he wrote his description

Thedillpickl Day 1,639, 09:56

@Blaster, just shows how useful TP is for seeing persons original CS, don't care about damage at all. I only post this for entertainment value.

MazzyCat Day 1,639, 10:06

Meow 😉

Emperor Rick
Emperor Rick Day 1,639, 10:07

lol voted

hailey daark
hailey daark Day 1,639, 12:14


Slade Cash
Slade Cash Day 1,639, 12:17

For everyone who doesn't know: BlasterXL is the one who gave Sajler citizenship. Also, Sajler is the one who tried to PTO the Bastards in April.

So, criticize other people's methods for determining loyalty all you want, Blaster. But at best, you've proven your own judgment is horribly faulty. At worst, you're one of them.

Romper Day 1,639, 12:20

BlasterXL, just because they claim they change side you would vote them in your congress? With the history that eSerbia has in pTOing countries in eRep? That would be incredibly naive...

Thedillpickl Day 1,639, 12:29

Now fellas, not that Blaster needs me to speak for him, but we have discussed this very subject. He has a different viewpoint. I don't agree with him except that this is indeed a game and games are supposed to be fun and fun for everyone, not just a few. IMO, the fun that a tiny minority of Serbs that illegally immigrate is not worth the majority of Serbs that wish us harm.

Back to the 'fun' thing, I just love how naive they think we are! xD

BTW, Romper at lvl 181, damn!

Jon Malcom
Jon Malcom Day 1,639, 13:26

Voted so hard I needed five kleenexes.

Lord Magnus Goodspeed
Lord Magnus Goodspeed Day 1,639, 13:32

I LOL'd. I wish I was there to have caught the show!

Dr. Badd
Dr. Badd Day 1,639, 13:36

Sorry...was sleeping...what happened?

Slade Cash
Slade Cash Day 1,639, 13:43

Nothing happened, JD. Ajay's attempts were even more fizzly than usual.

Rican Day 1,639, 15:06

i think borissajkas meant offal.

Iamnameless Day 1,639, 15:21

^ rofl @ offal

Relorian Day 1,639, 17:31

Most of Malasyia anymore are serbs. They did in the long run what eIndo couldnt do through conquest. They took over a nation that should have been protected or at least watched after by EDEN and Terra thus securing the SE Asian route into the eUS anytime they want.

Dead Citzen
Dead Citzen Day 1,639, 21:30


Dru Blood
Dru Blood Day 1,640, 03:10

Most of Malasyia anymore are serbs. They did in the long run what eIndo couldnt do through conquest. They took over a nation that should have been protected or at least watched after by EDEN and Terra thus securing the SE Asian route into the eUS anytime they want.


Sir LeatherNeck
Sir LeatherNeck Day 1,640, 16:55

All good points, but I must say...the eUS has a feel as if there is nothing else better to do than this crap. I wonder what would happen to the landscape of the eUS if the Derps just started telling people to be born here, like another well known group did. (cough) Face it, all of this is for nothing if we let another group of players invade by birth like the other well known group did. Will people scream, piss and moan about that, or will they lay down and capitulate like they did with INCI?

Kara Zor El
Kara Zor El Day 1,640, 17:07

Where's the free pickle?

WarMachin3 Day 1,641, 10:15

Romper has spoken, everything else is irrelevant.

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