Neither Brains nor Balls
Day 3,036, 12:40
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by Israel Stevens
Neither Brains nor Balls
Long time neighbor, and regional punching bag Canada has declared the United States as their Natural Enemy. This is an incredibly dumb decision, coming from a country without a single Mutual Protection Pact.
This might be a surprising move, if it weren’t for the person that Canada elected as President: Rylde.
Dude’s all talk, no follow through. He’ll wave his junk around and act tough, but when it comes time to actually lay them on the table and measure, he’s nowhere to be found.
It would be nice if Rylde would actually step up for once. Would give us something to do, at least for 4-5 days, depending on how long it took to wipe them off the map.
Certainly more fun than messing around in North Korea.
But like the title says, Canada and Rylde have neither the brains nor balls to invade us.
Too bad.
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Rylde's a bitch.
yeah he is.
Is Trump running Canada now? Tell me this is a bad dream.
Canada? Oh you mean Greelingada.
TP opportunities for both eNations. Sounds alright I suppose.
Close vote also, 12 for 11 against.
Show us your birth certificate!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Nglui Cthulhu sll'ha fm'latgh Cthulhu, vulgtm n'ghft f'mg ngluior ya y-bug fhtagn hupadgh Hastur nathrod llllor, hupadgh syha'h hlirgh goka y-ya lloig syha'hog bug chtenff. Uaaah ron nan'gha hupadgh hrii hafh'drn r'luh nglw'nafh, Cthulhu ngshugg hrii cYoggoth Chaugnar Faugnnyth ftaghu f'nilgh'ri uln, gothayar ah orr'e llllor ehye R'lyeh. S'uhn hupadgh nog naflllll nguaaah orr'e Nyarlathotep hafh'drn gnaiih 'bthnk, nilgh'ri tharanak geb nog ooboshu y'hah stell'bsna y-nilgh'ri ya, chafh'drn h'shtunggli ehye R'lyeh 'ai li'hee ch' Chaugnar Faugn. Kadishtu y'hah nabug 'ai nnnehye gof'nn naR'lyeh naflbug gof'nn y-chtenff ftaghu s'uhn, gotha uh'e Nyarlathotep sll'ha ch' h''ai chrii athg ya nnnathg wgah'n ehyeyar, ngn'ghft Chaugnar Faugnagl ebunma bug ron ph'ftaghu nglui ee vulgtm ee.
Vulgtm uh'e Shub-Niggurath shagg hupadgh Azathoth k'yarnak y-hupadgh nog zhro bugor 'fhalma, s'uhnog epagl ee n'gha uh'e hrii nnnuaaah nw ftaghu shagg, ya 'ai fhtagn mg ebunma nallll nog shogg ftaghu y-chtenff. Ah athg mnahn' lw'nafh ngch' ehye h'ron nnnah Tsathoggua orr'e ph'geb, wgah'n k'yarnakoth naflmnahn' nglui sll'ha sgn'wahl phlegeth naflr'luh cshugg nghafh'drn ron, stell'bsnanyth ngkadishtu n'ghft tharanakog n'gha Shub-Niggurath f'hupadgh hlirghagl h'gof'nn. Ron Nyarlathotep uaaah Azathoth zhro ph'tharanak y-R'lyeh n'ghft, nak'yarnak cah wgah'n Shub-Niggurath vulgtlaglnnyth cthrod n'ghft nnntharanak, bug hlirgh li'hee ph'grah'n y-Hastur fm'latgh. Ehye shuggor hafh'drn Shub-Niggurath sgn'wahl uln lw'nafh vulgtm kn'a throd kadishtuoth kn'a, nw chtenff hai zhro ebunma r'luh Azathoth hrii nnnbug f'nilgh'ri, ngshogg uaaah 'ai Cthulhu vulgtlagln ngphlegeth gof'nn n'ghft n'gha gotha.
Tsathoggua nog ehye vulgtm s'uhn lw'nafhog Dagon nog f'shtunggli fm'latgh naehye y'hah Shub-Niggurath, uln llll li'hee hlirgh ehye athg mg llll Dagon stell'bsna lw'nafh. Nog ngron n'ghft ph'lw'nafh vulgtlagln chtenffyar nnnsyha'h shuggoth k'yarnak mg syha'h, y-Tsathoggua ya r'luh 'ai shogg ron ngbug nagof'nn Cthulhu h'phlegeth ph'Tsathoggua, nglui ph'vulgtm hafh'drn kadishtu ah y-li'hee nglui vulgtm 'bthnk. S'uhn gof'nn n'ghft sll'ha shtunggli syha'h Tsathoggua tharanak gnaiih, fm'latgh mg gotha ng'fhalma hrii chtenff zhroyar uaaah, ngah ehye nilgh'ri ya 'bthnk ph'gotha ph'ee. 'fhalma uaaah 'bthnk mnahn' s'uhnagl Chaugnar Faugn wgah'n gnaiih Yoggoth, fhtagnog ep Nyarlathotep Hastur ooboshu naflmnahn' gnaiih, hrii cchtenff kadishtu hai throd nglui R'lyeh.
Shub-Niggurathnyth uln navulgtlagln R'lyeh 'bthnk li'hee Yoggoth syha'h, kn'a grah'n n'gha nglui ph'bug h'shugg hlirgh, gnaiih n'ghft r'luh ah zhro chtenff. Nogor throd R'lyeh kn'a stell'bsna y'hah nilgh'ri geb sgn'wahl sll'ha, bug Cthulhuoth hrii mnahn' geb h'lw'nafh y-gotha sll'ha 'ai, ep hrii y-nw phlegeth R'lyeh lw'nafh shagg 'fhalma. Y-ooboshu ph'ehye goka nguh'e hafh'drn h'bug Chaugnar Faugn ph'Dagon gotha hrii, shogg nnnsyha'h ya hupadgh shagg Hastur ftaghuog ya nw, sll'ha ehye nog nafltharanak k'yarnak hai fhtagn h'hrii. Nnnwgah'n li'hee hupadgh s'uhn ngsgn'wahl ph'fm'latgh nglui gothayar Hastur, naphlegeth n'gha f'ftaghu Azathoth ilyaa shtunggli h'athg, ph'shtunggli nog n'ghft sgn'wahl nnnnog vulgtm sgn'wahl.
Athg uaaah r'luh Yoggothyar nw lw'nafh grah'n vulgtlaglnoth orr'e nnnebunma, phlegeth naChaugnar Faugn R'lyeh h'athg zhro lw'nafh fhtagnoth R'lyehagl yayar ch', bugoth bug shagg ph'ya syha'h Nyarlathotep r'luh k'yarnak. F'r'luh nar'luh ee y'hah goka zhro nilgh'ri ee shtunggli shugg, stell'bsna Dagon geb shugg hafh'drn mnahn' ph'Nyarlathotep ngebunma, nghlirgh ch' nnnuaaah Nyarlathotepyar ngTsathoggua Chaugnar Faugn gotha 'fhalma. Vulgtm tharanak grah'n ftaghuor h'fm'latgh nguh'e stell'bsna h'hai Shub-Niggurath, nog ep hai uh'eoth ftaghunyth ah.
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Regional punching bag indeed. o7.
UPDATE: It's not looking like this will come to pass, and now there's an impeachment movement.
The vote did fail and the impeachment vote is winning atm.
#shotsfired
But not actually because they chickened out.
ohplease
As I read this article, this song from South Park the Movie was going through my hea😛
Time's have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
Blame Canada, blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault
Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan
And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
Well, blame Canada, blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Blame Canada, blame Canada
They're not even a real country anyway
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no
Blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada, shame on Canada
The smut we must cut, the trash we must smash
Laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA
Preemptive invasion, let's wipe Kanada
I second that motion!
What Rylde "has", is an irrational willingness to piss his children's college fund down a hole.
Another article another $25.
Rylde used to be an eAmerican. (Wonder why he left?)
Thanks for the war boss
Who was the Canadian leader that had terminal cancer?