My wife is trying to kill me!! - interview with Karl Small

Day 4,605, 10:03 • Published in USA USA • by RGBC

Is your wife trying to kill you?

REPORTER - I hope you all brought your big boy pants because what you are about to here is a like a fish slap on Mt.Everest!

Karl - Eh - Yes hello Mr ...

REPORTER - Mr.Bojangles! No, I do not work at the restaurant!

Karl - Thanks for clearing that up.

REPORTER - So you said your wife is trying to kill you?

Karl - Indeed she is! In fact yesterday - don't tell her I told you this - she gave me mustard instead of ketchup on my corndoggie!

REPORTER - My oh my! What was the most suspicious thing she has ever done?

Karl - One day when I was at the squeaky clean club I got a phone call from my bank and they said I had just completed a transaction for an old world war deep fryer!

REPORTER - How is this suspicious?

Karl - We already have a deep fryer at home!

REPORTER - Okay...has she done anything actually murdery?

Karl - Well she stabbed me in the back a few times but that could mean anything!

REPORTER - Uhhhh... Karl just between me and you ... you need to leave her immediately!

Karl - That's what I was just about to do after she gave me a blueberry pie instead of raspberry!

REPORTER - You idiot! This whole newspaper is about exploiting crazy people but your wife actually trying to kill you! Leave get as far away from her as possible!

epilogue
Karl spent the rest of his life not the run from his wife (Helga) until he met his demise. She lured him back with a new state of the art deepfryer!

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