Mr. Glove would like to apply for the USWP Party President Position

Day 1,361, 19:34 • Published in USA USA • by Glove


Everything is going to be fine.

I have some options here for you, America.

There is an easy and wrong answer.
~ Such as allowing the United States Workers Party to stagnate.
There is a hard and right answer.
~ Such as following a path of uncertainty, glory, and peace---despite all adversity.


Follow me.

Believe in yourself.

The time has come to change things, America. You can sit there and watch as the largest party in the nation delivers nothing, or you can be part of something new and tear down a relic of the past. You see, I always cringe whenever the USWP endorses someone, because that tells me 1 or 2 things about that person:

1)He is good at slurping
2)He is going to suck

Once in a while they get lucky and we get someone good, sometimes we lose thousands of gold, though.

So, a few weeks ago I asked on the forums the following question “What has the USWP done for America?”

And this, I thought, would not be a hard thing to answer for a party that has been around for years.

Unfortunately, I have yet to receive a quality response. Apart from that the "USWP gives people a chance to participate politically and helps with retention" (which is really no different than what all the other partys can do for any citizen). But does the USWP really help with retention? I would argue the party has the worse activity out of any of the top partys, their media is lackluster and I don’t think we’d lose anything if the party were to be changed. Also, I am under the impression the grand majority of their members are in the party just for the sakes of it being the largest party. So what if the USWP were, lets say, taken over? Burned down? It would not be the first time, in fact there would be a good possibility it would revive, or would it? Has the USWP any energy left to reform and resurrect from what is largely a stagnating party that is maintained by, cousins, friends, brothers, sisters,, (whatever you want to call them).

On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero.

“What has the USWP done for America?”
I can answer this question myself only partially. A little known fact is that I was once myself in the USWP. And it sucked back then and it isn't much better now. The party has been used repeatedly for the narcissistic needs of a few players, it has taken congress pluralities with only drab accomplishments to show for it, and it has led to the death/decay of several more eager and vibrant partys. Such partys that come to mind would be the Socialist Freedom Party, S.E.E.S, etc.

We have to show these men and women freedom by enslaving them, and show them courage by frightening them.

The idea is this, vote for me as party president on the 15th---I expect strong resistance. Tear down the establishment, build anew, unite the oppressed, the trolls, the disgruntled, the apathetic, the aspiring, the people, under one banner.


This is not a pto, this is a revolution.

If you can survive my hit, you live for another month, USWP.

I urge those who are going to participate to wear the following avatar:



Or any type of V avatar, actually.

Strength Through Unity, Unity Through Faith

Regards,

Jack’s Smirking Revenge