McDonalds is the Key to Dictatorship

Day 3,096, 11:21 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps
All Stripped Down (Mandatory listening)
Day 3096 of the New World
May 12, 2016



I would like to issue an official “thank you” to The Dark Knight.










Yeah, I know, eff me for quoting the Bible.

And actually this really has zero to do with The Dark Knight.

It’s just that he is illustrating a point that I ree-hee-hee-heeeeely want eUSA to understand.

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We need Dictatorship.





Here’s what’s transpired during the night prior to my publishing this article.

A coup was launched.

In this particular case, it was launched by the CP.

Why? Because eUSA Congress has passed into law that we should be ruled by a mechanical Dictator instead of a mechancial President.

Now please understand the following point:

Leaders across eUSA knew the precise date and time of the launching of this coup. We didn’t have any control over the time of the launch… that was determined for us by the ending time of the successful Revolution - launched 10 days prior by The Dark Knight’s Ubermenchen - rougly 17:30 eRep time. Actually a rather convenient time for eUSA considering it is at the heart of Prime Time.

But under a non-Dictatorship we wouldn't have control over that anyway, and far worse launch times abound...

So let’s keep our facts straight:

1 - A Coup was launched at a known time that was actually favorable to USA

2 - Said Coup had the full endorsement of the eUS Government and key leaders.

3 - Said Coup was (appropriately) supported by all of the key Military Units in eUSA.

Great.


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And we lost.






Now I am not saying that we couldn’t have tried harder to win. Perhaps we could have won, I don’t know.

My point is that we had most of the key factors for success in our favor. And we lost.

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Are you with me so far?

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Good. Now let’s talk.






If we did not have a “Defensive Dictatorship”, we would live under the constant, 24/7/365 threat of a hostile coup being launched by any of the MANY international groups that think eUSA is a sinking pile of McDonaldland waste.

There are many such groups.

Aside: Did you know that if every RL American would reduce his/her salt intake by a half-teaspon daily, we would see a reduction of 90,000 deaths per year? Hello McDonalds.

A half teaspoon. See why people hate us? Admit it, you have zero intention of reducing your intake of shitty food.

And that right there is why we need a Defensive Dictatorship.








Think about it this way.

TDK beat our asses in our own coup. We held all the cards in our hand. We had 10 days to get organized. We have tons of cash. We are eUSA Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah McDonalds.

And we got our asses handed to us by ONE SINGLE EFFING MILITARY UNIT.

Now imagine for just a moment if we were to implement a plan to NOT have a Defensive Dictator in place…

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Ugh…

You realize that anyone with a pile of cash - not hard to come by in this game - could launch a coup at, let’s say, the LEAST optimal time for eUSA… something like 1AM in California when the entire Eastern Seabord is asleep because EFF YOU we don’t play eRep at 3AM OK? And basically we are shut down for the night until, you know, maybe 0700 eRep time at best??? But probably not even then because we are too busy waiting in the drive-through for our 2 Sausage Egg McMuffins with Cheeze and "Hash Browns" with a 44 oz. Coffee and 7 fatty creams of lard!!!


We would be TOTALLY F****cked.

And may I remind you what being TOTALLY F*****cked would look like at this PARTICULAR time?


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