Long Live the King of Mindanao

Day 813, 17:20 Published in Philippines Philippines by Swagger McSwag

THE KING

In light of EZEX Lacroa's contestation that yours truly is the lawful heir to the throne of Mindanao, and of Comrade Joe and his revolutionaries' violent exploitation of the precarious political situation in Mindanao to further their communist agenda...

I, Swagger McSwag, unwilling and unwitting pretender to the throne of Mindanao, hereby proclaim and acknowledge Prince Terence II the lawful king, sultan, and uncontested lord of Mindanao.

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THE KING

While I am indeed the first-born adopted son of Terence I, as per his royal decree, His Majesty Terence II is the e-biological son of Terence the older, born of the same IP address through immaculate conception.


TERENCE BANZAI!!!

The grace of Terence II is as boundless as the azure sky. May he live forever.

I am but his humble servant.

-Swagger McSwag
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February 11, 2010