Lets all tell a story!

Day 4,597, 07:15 Published in USA USA by USA Department of the Interior
Let's tell a story together

Hello, fellow Americans! Let's play a little game.

In the comments below, I'll start a story.

How to play:
  • -You can only say up to 3 words per comment.
  • -You cannot reply to yourself.
  • -For each reply to the story you make, you will earn $250cc!
  • -You can make as many additions to the story as you'd like, as long as it follows the other rules.
  • -All additions to the story must make sense, and follow eRepublik rules.
  • -A new comment can be made once eRepublik stops allowing replies to the previous one, but it must continue the story.
  • -PLEASE do not make any comments to this article that aren't part of the ongoing story.
  • -You must be a USA citizen to participate

Our story so far:
Today we rise from our position of [the] abject. Its time to wake up! start again, duty's love confides. [The] doorbell rings In comes the Ice cream man with his truck. He pulls out his very big clipboard with a flick of his Ice cream scooper. He says out loud, I'm so glad that I came from New York To see you opening the door to my heart. Ice cream is My favorite drug [ I ] ran out so I needed yours. don't judge me, frozen lumps of shit. When he started to dish it out of the psychedelic spiraling unicorn it miraculously transmogrified to a stunning Sea turtle flying through the Ice cream van. F**ck me sideways in the van! Suddenly, door opens and in comes three absolutely huge midgets in mini-skirts. "CURRAHEE!" Yelled the first of many hellacious Kittens hidden behind

Have fun,
Secretary of the Interior

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