Right now, there is a writing contest going on in the Federalist Party, and
the rules are pretty simple.
Write an article about why the feds make you proud/horny.
This seems simple enough to do, and honestly, I could talk about it for the next six hours. The feds are the best party in this eworld of ours, not because I think so, but because history proves it. If you can tell me another party in the game that puts country first, that places the interest of the whole over the interest of the self, and that sacrificed congressional seats to make sure that the country was a better place to live, then I’ll slam my head into a brick wall repeatedly, while allowing you to pee on my shoes.
This could be my future!
I’m able to make that statement because I know that you can’t.
I love this party. I love the membership and attitude. I love the fact that I can disagree with some of the members of this party, ones that have been around since forever, and not be kicked to the curb for it. I love the fact that out of all the primaries ran for the unity candidate, ours was the most legit. And I love the fact that last night in the eNPR IRC, when one of our own was on the show, 90% of the people there were feds. But this article isn’t about how much I love the feds.
This article is about war.
War is sexy!!
Not the war with FYROM, that’s too easy. This article is about the war for America’s soul. You see, we’re faced with a choice right now, my fellow warriors. And the choice is simple: Get in shape or get screwed. There is an election in a few days, and it’s going to be Pfeiffer vs. Hanibal LA. Of course, by Hanibal LA I mean Ajay, because after last night, I find it to be pretty much a gimme that they are one in the same. There are a lot of people out there that have been saying that they can’t vote for Pfeiffer, because he’s been mean to them in the past. And to them, I say this:
GET OVER YOURSELF.
How you like them appl…..errr…bananas!!??
That may sound mean, and it may sound condescending. But it needs to be said.
Pfeiffer has not been the nicest person to deal with in the past. I get that, and understand it. But sometimes, your pride has to take a backseat to your country. Sometimes, you have to eat a crap sandwich. That’s life.
It’s not fair, but it is right. The AFA is counting on these people who can’t get over themselves not voting. They love the fact that your pride in yourself outweighs your pride in your country. They’re counting on it. If you don’t vote because you don’t like Pfeiffer but you can’t vote for Ajay, you’re pretty much voting for Ajay. And he thanks you for this, trust me.
Don’t be Ajay’s rube.
This is a war, and in a war, you gotta call a spade a spade. If you can’t identify the enemy, you can’t fight the enemy. And if you are not working for the good guys, you are working for the bad guys. And make no mistake about it: Just because there are no tanks involved, this is a war.
So if you really don’t like Pfeiffer that’s fine. Do something about it. Vote for him, deal with it for a month, and get your parties in line. Get them strong, and keep them strong. Put forth strong candidates and get the AFA out of the picture. But don’t complain about Pfeiffer being “a child” while throwing a temper tantrum that does nothing but help the real enemy. If that’s the course you want to take, that’s fine. But be willing to own up to a simple fact……..
YOU ARE THE ENEMY.
Know your enemy, or know defeat America.
And Feds, I love you all so much it hurts.
Bunnytoaster (of love).
What is this?You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.