Joke of the Day!
Homer J Simpson
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you spend this on entry fees at a hockey match instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't watched hockey in 20 years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a hot shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and hockey."
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cyber ninja has died of suffocation of laughter. Moment of silence.
lol
ROFL
Good one
So what happens with the NHL lockout then? you all become hobos?
lols
I thought of Rylde. xD
HAH.
Don't worry Mary. Rylde doesn't like hockey.
He's an Oilers fan.
o7
HA
hahahaahahaha
Truth! My wife needs to see this.
lmao!
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Good one.
wow lol nice one!
At first I was like, "Hockey?"
And then I realized you were Canadian.
Good joke!
lol
I like it.
@ Muglack: LOL!
Hilarious.
class
@Xrune - I'm actually Aussie, just thought hockey would go down better in eCan
The LockOut has pushed us halfway there ... Maybe it's grounds for a class action ...