Join the Corps, Fight the Russians!
Day 974, 20:04
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by Synesi
You can tell I am serious by the eyebrows
America, we are under the most serious attack this nation has witnessed since the time of Scrabman. Russian invaders have seized Oregon, and now march on California. Not only do they pillage, and steal our food, our land, our homes, they steal our women.
A happy American Woman
Not so happy anymore
🙁
If that were not enough, they also steal our children. AND DRESS THEM IN FUNNY HATS!
Bawww, look at the baaabeee :3
EVIL RUSSIAN BABY
Wait, I'm not finished.
Here's what we're gonna do America. We're gonna rally together. We're gonna fight together. And we're gonna win this thing, because this land is OURS, and ain't nobody gonna take it from us. If you aren't in the military, its time you thought about joining. It's time you thought long, and hard, because this is a war. A war for our land. For our women. For our babies' rights to wear normal hats. FREEDOM, America. FREEDOM.
If you're ready to join the military, fill out an application, and get ready to kick some Russian ass, because AMERICA ain't gonna take this lying down!
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First.
Needs more kittehs
GO TC
TC o7
already m
:>
the russian girl is happy too, but u cant see that😁
u know a real russian girl?
they are not smiling at war, but its a great fun for them!😁
Kosaks never surrender!
казаки никогда не сдаются!
Kosaken geben niemals auf!
This should be spread over the entire internet, well have a surge of people, and the next president will be like a second, lesser-emerick. We should have 20+ k people by the time this is over. AMERICA
Lulz at Colin Powell.
Join the military, fight the commies!
>"America, we are under the most serious attack this nation has witnessed since the time of Scrabman."
...surely you mean Harrison Richardson/Emerick...yes? All Scrabman did was open a war with Russia, fight one fight, then leave it to his successors to be invaded.
He started it 😛
do it
wewt
I'm not Rod Damon but I approve this message.
Approved.
TC!! <3
pse WAP i not have nothing
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Air unit
tnx
TC <O
nice to see the cold war got hot already 😃 😛
Kosaks never surrender!
Kазаки никогда не сдаются!
Казаците никога не се предават!
PS: xila 10x for sharing this article xD
The American dream is a lie
USA sucks ass
))
lol, Evil Russian baby😉
destroy eUSA!
POL bot
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LOL RUSSIA
LOL RUSSIA
Dadles caña a los rusos, my friends
We only return radical our regions
Take your turn smashing bots!
Russians LOL
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Since I joined the eUS Mil, my life has completely turned around.
I traded in my old wife for a norweigan supermodel, I own a private helicopter and a mansion. I've shook hands with presidents and prime ministers.
Serbias and russians cower in the corner when I speak, and children think I am a superhero.
JOIN THE MILITARY! Defend America!
Get me a tank and I will destroy them.
They gave me shit about not being on IRC every day, so I quit.
Is it just me, or did the American woman look much hotter after she was captured and turned into a Russian?
Yeaahh!... Join the Corpse, Fight the Russians!!!
Victor Gey
Day 975, 17:47
Since I joined the eUS Mil, my life has completely turned around.
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