It Is Time

Day 1,176, 12:39 • Published in USA USA • by Joe Newton



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It is that time. The time to review the former POTUS, Haliman. I have reviewed him during his midterm, where he was doing alright. Now let’s cover the biggest events of his Presidency, and grade him. Special Natalie Portman picture at the very bottom.

Let’s start with the Attack we did through Pakistan, through Iran, through Turkey, and continuing into Serbia. Hopefully. It sounds an awful lot like when Romania tried to do the same thing, but the opposite way. The JCS also came out of the woodwork to say that Haliman did very little discussing with them about the entire operation. He also did not communicate with the public very much on the issue. The only thing he would, in fact, say was “Don’t worry guys, I got this.” He wanted us to trust him. Putting aside how stupid that is, we more or less did. The epic fail the followed was the result. We not only didn’t make it through to our goal, but we also pissed off Serbia. They could have been our ally in this new, weird period of time. (EDIT: Admittedly, not likely.) In this area, Haliman wasted our national funds, pissed off a potential ally, and did nothing worth while. He would have done well to look at some history, talk with the JCS, and heed the quote: “Don’t fight a battle if there is nothing to gain by winning it.”



Speaking of JCS. If you talk to any JCS member, they will tell you relations between them and the CP varies month by month. They are certainly used to having crappy relations, but this has to be an all time low. When Gaius Julius was President, he didn’t necessarily always consult them on everything, but he was a genius. Things turned out well, because he knew the rules of the game and he knew the odds. It seems Haliman fancied himself a Caesar. Was he ever even in the Military?

PANAM. Haliman didn’t mess up this area, because he didn’t do anything with it. Krems and Alexander Hamilton did pretty much all of it. I would give Haliman points for it, but really he doesn’t deserve any, because all he had to do was sit back and watch. He didn’t mess it up, so this is indeed, the best part of Haliman’s administration. It is a sad day when the best part of someone’s admin is where they did absolutely nothing. This just in, Bradley Reala is not the worst President ever. He was practically Thomas Jefferson in comparison. I apologize Brad, you weren’t so bad.

In Haliman’s pursuit of a pointless war, we lost having all our regions. The only explanation is, he sufficiently pissed of Serbia to have them RW all our valuable regions. Now we don’t even have Tibet. This could be forgiven, if he had tried to get them back. It wouldn’t have been that hard--just propose a new natural enemy. But no new natural enemy was proposed. No attempt was made to regain resources. Maybe it was because our treasury was depleted in our search of WMD.

Least popular POTUS--ever. Haliman didn’t get much bad press. Certainly not the amount Bradley Reala got, and yet everyone shook their heads silently. Nobody is proud, and nobody defends him. In his last bid for President, he almost got no endorsements, and he barely took Feds. He only took Feds by PMing individual people.


She can do it, and so can you.

Even Haliman’s articles in which he was informing us about something, sucked. Take for example this article. In his telling us that the Serbs are RWing our most important foreign regions, he used 3 sentences. That is simply disgusting. Revolting. It is an excellent example of how Haliman wrote his articles. He spent 20% of his article on his POTUS duties, and 80% on trying to get re-elected. None of his articles are even remotely worthy to be from the same pen of the President of the United States.

One of the complaints I heard from people inside the whitehouse, was that he was never on. General activity was low. If you had to reach him, he wouldn’t be there. Considering past Presidents have essentially given up their RL lives to be President, this is shameful. Why run if you’re not going to commit your time to the job? Too many people put in too much work for you to single handedly screw everything up.


Mm, Natalie Portman. No this isn't the special pic I promised...that's down a little lower. 😉


Final Grade: F
Haliman, you do not have this. In my last article you had a passing grade, and could have done well. Wow. What a second half you have had.


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That's right. Natalie Portman's most recent movie has a lesbian sex scene.