Interview With Uncle Sam

Day 2,304, 20:45 Published in Canada Canada by Thedillpickl



Hi kids!

I have taken the opportunity to speak with the head honcho himself, Mr. Uncle Sam. He was in a generous mood today as the US swooped in for the easy victory of British Columbia. Riding high on the crest of the popularity wave Sam is proud to speak down to the Kanadians from his palace.




Interview With Sam

Hello, and welcome.

Yeah, what ever. Let's go pickle boy, I'm in a hurry.


Umm.. OK, let's get to it then.
From a Canadian perspective it seems that the US can be a bit demanding. What do you have to say about that observation?

It is our birthright, we own everything.


Yes... right.
What do you have to say to those who see you as a beggar and/or thief?

Don't be ridiculous.


Some Canadians see you as a blind, bumbling fool. What say you to that opinion?

Utter stupidity on the Canucks part.


Others say that you are a malicious troublemaker.

Total rubish!


Is the rumor true that you may have a cat for PotUS in May?

I cannot comment to that at the present time.


What about those in the US who are upset about loosing the 100/100 bonus?

We do not care about the bonues! Why do you damned Kanadians keep going on about the bonuses?! RW them all you want, WE DON'T CARE!


Anything you care to talk about regarding the upcoming party elections?

*BURP*


Finally, I have to ask...
How's the new "America's Hat" working for you?

No comment.


Thanks for the interview, hope to do it again sometime. 🙂

Yeah, right...
I'd sooner drop dead.





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Uncle Sam has a massive coronary after getting the bill for the war in British Columbia.

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