Interview With Uncle Sam
Thedillpickl
Hi kids!
I have taken the opportunity to speak with the head honcho himself, Mr. Uncle Sam. He was in a generous mood today as the US swooped in for the easy victory of British Columbia. Riding high on the crest of the popularity wave Sam is proud to speak down to the Kanadians from his palace.
Interview With Sam
Hello, and welcome.
Yeah, what ever. Let's go pickle boy, I'm in a hurry.
Umm.. OK, let's get to it then.
From a Canadian perspective it seems that the US can be a bit demanding. What do you have to say about that observation?
It is our birthright, we own everything.
Yes... right.
What do you have to say to those who see you as a beggar and/or thief?
Don't be ridiculous.
Some Canadians see you as a blind, bumbling fool. What say you to that opinion?
Utter stupidity on the Canucks part.
Others say that you are a malicious troublemaker.
Total rubish!
Is the rumor true that you may have a cat for PotUS in May?
I cannot comment to that at the present time.
What about those in the US who are upset about loosing the 100/100 bonus?
We do not care about the bonues! Why do you damned Kanadians keep going on about the bonuses?! RW them all you want, WE DON'T CARE!
Anything you care to talk about regarding the upcoming party elections?
*BURP*
Finally, I have to ask...
How's the new "America's Hat" working for you?
No comment.
Thanks for the interview, hope to do it again sometime.
🙂
Yeah, right...
I'd sooner drop dead.
Breaking News!
This just in...
Uncle Sam has a massive coronary after getting the bill for the war in British Columbia.
Film at eleven...
Comments
Send Uncle Sam the free pickle this time. He needs it.
VOTED!
However, I must point out one factual error:
"...the US swooped in for the easy victory of British Columbia..." - They only thought it would be easy. It was a much closer fight than they will want to admit.
*sarcasm*
*propaganda*
The pinnacle of witticism, indeed.
How the hell would you know?
Remember, according to Kemalism, eCanada should be happy the eUSA deems it worthy enough to invade.
@BettyNT
Truer words have not been spoken xdxd
Giggles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs
Lul
imperialist pigs
ashes in there mouth that victory
ah-de-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly *throws violin playing shapes*
I just looked at the green fella, and remembered it's Paddy's Day on Monday!
Yay!
http://tinyurl.com/paddyjig
~hyuu~
Cat for eUSA CP!!!!!
Awesome article Dill!!!!!
eUSA is really getting boring. No style and so utterly insecure. We need a more interesting enemy. The UK loses more impressively than the eUSA wins.
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