In the unlikely event
As you may know, I've just threatened the entire eUK with stablishing my
rule over all of you, your goats (specially if you are ESOers), your
doves ( or crows, that point hasn't been clarified yet, if you are
and TUPer ( not tupperware)) and other animalia ( gozillas included).
If I got elected, I promise more chaos and even more wars than BigAnt
era, I know it's a high bet, but I can do it.
If I got elected, I promise down to earth, simple articles, so soft
and humble that even jamesw would consider them puny: No more
sofisticated and mighty rethorics out of the reach even of myself.
I promise a supply program like you didn't ever imagined and free of
charge, WITH HUNDREDS OF Q7 FOR EVERYONE. The concept will be simple:
In the treasury, MoF, I'll search for Carlini, not because he's the
massa in da house, but only to replenish our reseves and income till
we reach a hundredth of the total daily income of Talon.
In the Ministry of Home Affairs, the revolution will be
overwhelming. I'll just take betafoxtrot to do Guides about
spanish-franco-german-italian series of the 80's: Orzowei,
Sandokan,... As we know since all the modules are broken, let's learn
how to cross rivers ( Orzowei) or how to kill tigers with a simple
knife ( Sandokan).
In the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, I'll let Skiers reign with his
accostumed clout. Yeah, that sounds pretty sadomasochist, but I
promise to buy some black leather mask to enjoy THE EXPERIENCE.
For all purpose doubts and guidance, I'll seek advice and support of
the most logical and sensible guys around: Spamicans. They're the
heirs of the good ol' british common sense: Monty Python, Benny
Hill ( good values here),...
As you may have noticed, such government may be ... weak. But I have a
secret weapon, a bunch of everchanging, secret and twisted plans
orchestrated by the very same Sir Nick Griffith and the best drunk
BigAnt ( I guess I'll have to send him some strong spanish wine (Don
Simon's 1L tetrabrick at 50 pences comes to mind )).
Of course, since impeachments will be so common, I plan to set a
record here, I'll seek the economical support of Goku, Alfagrem and
Skiers ( remember he will be getting a great time with me and my leather
mask) so we BRIBE enough PM and we start a full generation of
corrupted parliament members. I want that eUK is paramount and famous not
only by its poor and mentally weak leaders ( BigAnt, Skiers, jamesw,
Betafoxtrot ( I guess the profecy will come true one day)) but also
because of the highest standards of corruption, that would make shiver
to a mexico-argentinian-chinese energy corporation.
I don't know what else what to add. ( a goat or donkey image comes to
mind, but I'm lazy).
So even If I haven't convinced you for not voting me. Just some
images of that militaristic spirit and thorn moods that can become
That is imperial Spanish flags, a dog with pikemen and relentless
determination to victory or death.
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