In Controversial Move; Headless Chicken Elected President

Day 1,416, 03:53 • Published in USA USA • by Paul Proteus
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Headless Chicken Elected President of eUS After Vote Revision Period

eUSA, October 6th, 2011

After a seeming victory by Alexander Auctoritas with Morrigan coming in second, all was changed during the vote revision period as these presidential hopefuls watched their tallies drop to 0, giving the victory to the headless chicken.


Official Presidential Portrait

President Headless Chicken has since published an article, however it is impossible to read as each time it just leads to 404, Page not found.

At first the election was met with anger from outraged voters and the candidates themselves, however, many people are beginning to welcome the Headless chicken, and said his ideas “to invade every country in erepublik” were bold, and his strategy of just “not letting the enemy fight by giving them errors” was effective.

Less popular were his policies involving banning every player who did not join his new party “The Cult of the Headless Chicken”

When contacted, Plato said that “Look, [The headless Chicken] was getting bored of the game, so I needed to give him something to do, and making him CP of the eUS seemed like a pretty good idea at the time”

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