In Alabama Yesterday...

Day 2,021, 00:05 • Published in USA USA • by Syz2

I was fighting in Alabama yesterday against those Serbians. After shedding the blood of many, I took cover to reload my weapon. At the same time, a massive group of Serbs beyond count was marching by, so I hid, watched and listened.

I heard a voice behind a hill yell out, "One marine can kill 5 Serbians!" So the Serbian commander sent 5 Serbians behind the hill. After some shooting, I heard the same voice yell out "20 Serbs are no match against one marine!" Then the Serb commander sent 20 more soldiers behind the hill.

When the shots stopped firing, I heard "One marine could kill 100 of your best Serbians!" The angry commander sent 100 of his best behind the hill. After the carnage had finally stopped, after a few moments of silence one Serbian came crawling out from behind the hill.

As the Serbian crawled out he yelled back to his commander, "Don't send any more soldiers! It's a trap! There are actually 2 of them!"




Fight on America! We own the battlefield!