Important Political Broadcast - Boobs and Independence!

Day 3,157, 15:23 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Seanan


Are you a male aged between 18 to 45 with nationalist tendencies and easily lured by promise of tits?

In that case, Éire Aonair is the right party for YOU!

As the only LOUD and PROUD Irish Party to actually have anything spelled in Gaelic in our party's name - you know you're getting the real crystalline craic!

Let it rain!

You might be wondering, what's so GREAT about Éire Aonair? Well, other parties don't have a cool name like us.

1) Irish Freedom Party? More like, Irish Snoozedom Party, ammrite?
2) Independent Labour Party? A party dedicated to natural child birth without use of epidural? Lammme.
3) Omega Eireann? Don't even spell with their Éire with that little thing over the E.

Éire Aonair the only true REPUBLIKISM party!



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Éire Aonair, as the only true Libertarian party in Ireland, we cherish our sovereignty above all else and will always furiously stand for our democracy... elected dicta.. hm.. well, anyway, our party stands for a...

STRONG

INDEPENDENT

SORT-OF-TOLERANT

and PROUD eIreland!

Éire Abú! Éire Abú! Éire Abú! Éire Abú! Éire Abú!




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Fun Fact: A recent survey carried out by the Family Foundation For The Foundation of Families (FFF) found members of Éire Aonair were 80.21% more likely to be divine in the sack especially after a naggin or two.