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if CheetahCurtis.Title != "Country President" then...

Day 2,661, 06:10 • Published in United Kingdom

• by HebronGazelle

Just admit it, I had the greatest CP manifesto you had ever read. It was filled with high-quality, fresh ideas that would get every eUK citizen involved in running the country. Ministry of Cheetah? Ministry of Banana? I had everything. I was even going to make the eUK more interesting by adding titles, we would have a "Dr" Prof. J Moriarty and a "Hey Guys Look At My Title" Aleksandar.V Popovic. It would be a glorious day to be part of the eUK empire! But what is happening?

Jimmy has fortunately let me step down. After a 10 hour long ESO meeting we decided the eUK was not ready for the ideas I was about to bring in. These ideas are too good for the current eUK population, we would not want to bless people like Dapper with my amazing ideas. We decided to let someone run who didn't have as great ideas (but nevertheless still good ones) so we chose SirMorton to represent our party. If you read my last manifesto it is obvious I was never going to run for CP, clearly I am too legendary for everyone. Within hours of announcing it I had my fan club releasing propaganda, ask Alex.

Maybe one day I'll run for CP, maybe one day we'll see the eUK empire at its height, and maybe one day the eUK will be the greatest country in the game. That day is not today though. I am backing SirMorton for this CP election, the guy has done over 40 billion damage for the eUK so I don't need to spend forever listing why I'm going to back him (its not just because he's in ESO, trust me). It also turns out that every party has decided to run their own candidate on the day before the election, I have no idea why everyone left it so late, they are all crazy.

This has been a public service announcement by me, CheetahCurtis. See how my name is spelt, spell it right next time!

Comments

Aleksandar.V Popovic Day 2,661, 06:24

Thanks for mentioning me Cheetah,but I have not nothing against you.I was for you,still I am.
I"ve never said a bad word about you,you are my good old friend.What I am guilty now 🙁

Also I haven"t ask for title,just for the sake of title,I"ve ask and want to help working for the UK and her
interests.By the way,why you stepdown from CP race CheetahCurtis?.

VoodooMike71 Day 2,661, 06:33

I am very VERY disappointed that you're not going to be our next CP.

WayneKerr Day 2,661, 06:36

Your manifesto consisted of too many words...

HebronGazelle Day 2,661, 06:40

If I was CP reading wouldn't be a crime!

WayneKerr Day 2,661, 06:45

Some of eUK's articles should be considered a crime...

Mr Knee Day 2,661, 09:30

All manifestos should be limited to 256 characters unless it is praising Wayne in which case the character limit can be doubled for that section...

Sambo223 Day 2,661, 16:48

nah limit it 140 character. All manifesto's should be in tweet form

Nohjis Day 2,661, 06:52

case when eUK_cp_election_result.Value 'CheetahCurtis'
then
set eUK_cp_election_result.Value = 'CheetahCurtis'
else
set Nohjis_Gold.Value = Nohjis_Gold.Value+666
set CheetahCurtis_Gold.Value = CheetahCurtis_Gold.Value-666
end