Idiots, Food Results and Party Elections!

Day 1,539, 18:26 Published in USA USA by John Killah



That’s my face to all of you when I realise you’ve read my article :3

Hi there America

So, the Presidential Elections are over, and Oblige has won a 3rd term as PoTUS. To some, this didn’t come as a shock, but I would like to say to Vanek that I hope he runs again soon, I’d love to see him be PoTUS.
So, today’s agenda –

1) – AMP Food Giveaway Lookback
2) – Pizza being a d*** again?
3) – Party Presidential Elections

Let us begin \o/



1) – The AMP Food Giveaway: A look back

So, as I mentioned in my last article, The American Military Party was holding a Food giveaway, for no other reason then to give surplus food away to people who could do with it … free of charge and strings. So, why did we do it? Well, why not? We emptied as much food as was requested to rid space and to give it to good causes.

In all we gave out 2000 Quality 1 Food, so 4,000 Wellness.

Now, I’d of loved to give out more, hell, we had over 20,000 Q1 food ready to give away … 10 times more then we did! So keep your eyes peeled for another giveaway in the future, and maybe we’ll up the numbers.

Still, all in all, a great success 😃


Thanks to some generous people, these cats were saved from starvation!



2) – Pizza … Is he being a D*** Again?

I feel this can be answered in one word. Yes. The question is, why this time?

As we all know, he’s come back under a NEW name (Not Pizza the Hutt? The world must be ending) and unfortunately, besmirching a television icon by using it as his DP. (Which, I can make a joke here, but I’ll leave that to you all, I’m sure you’ll enjoy that 😃). Anyways, he decided he wanted a large subscriber base, and how to accomplish that?

Underhanded means ofc. He offered every who subscribed to his paper (and posted their subscriber number) 1 gold … if he breached 1,000 subscribers in 48 hours. Less then that passed, and he’d risen by around 1,100. Cue the Pizza effect! The article disappears. Why? Well, wasn’t Plato (shame, this is the one time I’d of applauded him) … it was pizza, reneging on his promise. Simply because, well … do you really think he has access to 1,100 gold? Of course not.

And what does he get? An ill-deserved Media Mogul Medal and 5 gold. If that doesn’t put you off listening to him, maybe this article will. It’s written by a former “Pizza-ite” who saw what was going on, and did the brave thing of severing ties. My hat off to him … if I was wearing one. His article can be viewed by clicking the below image.




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3) – Party Presidential Elections

So, with CP Elections out of the way, we move on to Party Presidential Elections. Now, usually, these are a lot less low key then CP Elections, but that doesn’t make them any less important, especially in a Top 5 Party. So, why am I touching on this subject?

No no no …. I’m not running for PP. Not yet 😉 … Instead, my good friend Jack Mensley wishes to run. So, this little section is my way of campaigning on his behalf. Now, why should AMP Members vote for Jack Mensley? Because he’s one hell of a hard worker. You know all those messages you received from AMP’s Communications Department from October through to January? They were all co-ordinated by this man, sometimes all alone.

He has the experience to be able to lead AMP through some high times, while remaining vigilant in the face of stagnation. He has actively been recruiting for AMP even after taking a break from the Comms department this month.

So when the AMP Primary comes around, AMPers should vote for Jack Mensley!


A new segment in my paper, The Guests’ Corner will be a special place where people can talk briefly about anything erep related. It’s a place where I can help bring them out into the media splotlight

Todays Guest! – Nobody!

Yep, that’s right, no Guest Corner today I’m afraid, couldn’t find anyone. So instead, I’m gonna leave an opportunity in this place for this week. If you have something eRep related you want to share and want to have it marketed to a wider audience, send me a PM or a gdoc (in TinyURL format) containing the paragraph (or 2) that you wish to be featured in this segment!

And finally, how can I forget … the boobs 😃


Brought to you today, by Rosie Jones \o/

Keep it chillin eAmerica!
JK