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i NEED this

Day 3,298, 19:16 • Published in USA Netherlands

• by rainy sunday

Look, I have a humble plea. I'm a simple girl but I do appreciate the finer things. I'm told it's because I'm a Taurus. So don't argue with me. You won't win.

Anywhoo... early today my illicit lover Senry was taunting me with his Performapal Changeraffe. Nevermind it's a lowly level one, I must have this fine creature I thought. Senry resisted. So I've tried to put it out of my mind and get on with my luxurious lifestyle of bathing in molten chocolate and treating myself to the very finest of fine golden pedicures. Really, I have fabulous feet.

And then. I saw it.

I saw AndraX touting Miss fingerguns' sugoi kawaii desu mini giraffes. How opulent is that!

Now, I'm not a selfish or greedy person but I NEED one of these fine creatures in my life last year already.

Whatever it takes.

I'll offer my entire stable of ponies, Cromstar's magic cane, Pfeiffer's horde of Pfeifferists. WHATEVER IT TAKES.

Just give fingerguns the D and make this happen for me.

I NEED it.

Comments

Paul Proteus Day 3,298, 19:40

I voted.

Vexing Chaos Day 3,298, 20:02

Was ist das?

Black Baroness Day 3,300, 14:45

Keine Ahnung

Gnilraps Day 3,298, 20:03

For the record, every single one of those ponies is taxpayer-funded.

rainy sunday Day 3,298, 20:07

100% true. They say everyone has their price. Now you know mine. ^__^ Give me the giraffe and no one gets hurt.

The Dungeon Master Day 3,373, 20:49

Girraffe VS. baby goat

TemujinBC Day 3,298, 20:06

Say YES to RE-Broification?

Iamnameless Day 3,298, 20:20

Pics of the feet or they aren't fabulous.

Ilene Dover Day 3,298, 20:22

My feet are ugly, too many callouses from too much time in work boots. I'm totally jealous.

AlTounsi. Day 3,298, 20:36

You were never supposed to tell people about that giraffe.

rainy sunday Day 3,298, 20:46

I can't help it. I have a weakness.

chickensguys Day 3,298, 20:56

rainy has gotten dirty. very disappointed.

fingerguns Day 3,298, 20:57

You give me the D and you can have whatever you want, rainy. I PROMISE YOU THIS.

The Dungeon Master Day 3,373, 20:51

D is Dainty Goats?

Sagittarius A Star Day 3,298, 23:16

i need ear naked juicy ear whose owner won't ask any questions

Dell Fargus Day 3,299, 05:42

Wat?

Spectacular Fury Day 3,299, 05:54

is this one of those fancy schmancy forum hipster wheel articles 🙁

AlTounsi. Day 3,299, 07:09

it's not.

Sorry.

Gabrielz_Horn Day 3,299, 10:07

Elitists scum! j/k

Inwegen Day 3,299, 10:10

I am also a Taurus. So many things make more sense now.

Citizen 8942290 Day 3,300, 10:59

First and foremost: you're an abusive jerk!

Inwegen Day 3,300, 11:08

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

So salty

Citizen 8942290 Day 3,300, 11:31

It is what it is, can't deny it.

ErrOrka Day 3,300, 00:51

*local zoo missing it's mini giraffe. police baffled*

delivery on it's way, rainy

rainy sunday Day 3,300, 01:19

💖

Releasethe Krakken Day 3,300, 05:38

Giraffes is a very nervous animal . If you even transport it a few hundred kilometers it will die of the trauma. Also, what is the proposed tax policy of the usa. . I have some HC there if she keeps the status quo it would be fine.

Animis Day 3,300, 08:51

Consider it done. After all, I didn't work this hard to elitist scum for nothing!!

Han Solo Day 3,300, 09:37

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ErrOrka Day 3,300, 09:57

i thought your level was the erep day you posted this. damn

Zordacz Day 3,300, 16:01

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Cirkaloo Day 3,300, 14:19

Well if you can't get the mini giraffe, I can give you something else that is mini! ; )

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