How to use emoji's safely during epidemic

Day 4,499, 04:08 • Published in Netherlands Iran • by Janty F
(please do not take this THAT seriously)

Greetings, citizens of Netherlands,

due to the epidemic of the Chinese/Italian/World super-flu, which is affecting our lives more and more lately, it is good to take care of yourselves, do not expose yourself to too many risks, wash your hands better, etc. However, with many people going more and more online (as RL activities are getting forbidden left and right atleast where I live), it is good to protect yourself on the internet as well. One of the ways, how to do so efficiently, is to wear respirator even online, whenever you want to use a simple emoji:

😷 😷 😷

Sure the emoji looks a bit sick already, but the most important part is that it is protected with the... uhm... FTP3 respirator of highest quality! No other emoji with uncovered mouth should be used, especially if you are in conversation with someone, who uses emojis full of bodily fluids, becoming a danger to it's surrounding (with examples below)

😪

🤑

😤

Naturally, the same rules apply to Telegram - here are some good examples, how to behave and convey your emotions on Telegram:





and a bad example as well (if you know this doctor guy, rather quarantine yourself immediately):



And of course, similar rules apply to Discords, IRCs and other platforms, where your emoji can catch a disease, if not protected enough.



Spread the information amongst your friends, and behave responsibly! Only together, we can protect the eRepublik from the super-flu!

JantyF
The concerned citizen of eNetherlands