Horoscopes

Day 948, 16:31 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Artela

According to my information, Aries’ are Active, Demanding, Determined, Effective and Ambitious. In that case, what are you doing sat in front of that screen!! Never mind, a person like you should enjoy the Army, so go get signed up!


Taureans like Security, Subtle strength, Appreciation, Instruction and Patience. Sounds like you’d be best off as a moderator or admin or civil servant. Go see if you can get a job pushing paper in one of those and you’ll be sorted, or start a company.


Communication, Indecision, Inquisitive, Intelligent and Changeable are the marks of a Gemini. Go into Politics. Or the Army. Or Journalism. Or all three, one after another or all at once… or flit between them?


It says here that you are Emotional, Diplomatic, Intense, Impulsive and Selective. Definitely consider internal Party Politics – possibly stand for Party President! Don’t stand for Prime Minister though, unless you’ve developed a thick skin to counter your emotional side.


Ruling, Warmth, Generosity, Faithful and Initiative – these are the marks of a Leo. Now this is more like the sort of person who will survive the rigours of being the Prime Minister! However, bear in mind that it’s a hard slog to get there through all the ins and outs of Party Politics… so you have the stamina?


Virgos are Analyzing, Practical, Reflective, Observational and Thoughtful – definitely more a follower than a leader unless it’s organizing a behind the scenes coup quietly! Probably a good person for army operations control, but you’ve got to get there first through the ranks like every one else – so go sign up!


Balance, Justice, Truth, Beauty and Perfection are what a Libran appreciates – go and be a high court judge, or a lawyer. Failing that build a perfect business from scratch as a commune.


Apparently Scorpios are Transient, Self-Willed, Purposeful and Unyielding. Sounds like you’ll be just perfect being a Politician, after all we all know politicians are trouble makers don’t we!


Philosophical, Motion, Experimentation and Optimism are the keywords for a Sagittarius. You need to start new stuff, so Company director or a fledgling new party, or a new sports enterprise to keep everyone occupied?


Capricorn’s are Determinated, Dominant, Perservering, Practical and Willful, so perfect for an eLife in eRep. You’ll probably be pigheaded enough to succeed at whatever you try!


The Aquarian keywords are Knowledge, Humanitarian, Serious, Insightful and Duplicitous… watch these ones, they’ll want to try everything and will probably do quite well at whatever they try. Aquarians are well suited to politics and the army, although would get easily bored running a company.


Fluctuation, Depth, Imagination, Reactive and Indecisive… these are the things that define a Piscean. They will jump about from thing to thing, never stopping in one place for long – so don’t consider doing anything that needs commitment guys! Maybe you’ll be one of the few that will like V2?