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Hello Erep.

It seems i'm sitting in class, staring at a map I can't interpret, storming up doomed business ventures I won't attempt and generally missing the point of the entire lecture. But! That is not the point. The point is, I noticed that Nigeria is a country now.



After doing some brief and accidental research I have come to the conclusion that the United States MUST conquer Nigeria. My reasons are as follow:

Reason One: Upon my return to Erep a mere fortnight or so, I decided I was going to move to another country, ideally a small one, who had yet to cast it's lot in the pantheon of Erepublik failures and was waiting for it's great retard to lead them up hamburger hill and straight into the face of whatever enemies we may have with the intensity akin to House of Cards Season 3. So, I did what any man looking to help his hopefully soon to be friends would do. I messaged their members of government politely asking what the requirements for citizenship are and how I could meet these requirements.

As soon as I had clicked send I awaited a response like a russian teenager for a cig expecting to get a response that would look like this:

I was mistaken, the return came back like a slap from god. "We do not care don't bother trying"

Horrified I thought back to the glorious age of empires and reminisced on my fondness for liberia.

There is no other option: A mild slight on me is a bold punch in the face for this country. To war we go!