Hello, I'm A New Player

Day 4,139, 13:57 Published in USA USA by George Barker

This game sure is complicated. Lots to learn. Wars, economy, politics, wow. But at least I can help my country, the United States, in my real-life state of California. Oh, California is part of Thailand. How did that happen? I thought Thailand is where you go for pretty women and spicy food. Oh well. The girls ARE pretty.



Yay! We took California back. Those Thai girls are pretty, but I wish they all could be California girls!



Think I'll build this company so I can make some food. Oops! Chile took us over. Chile? Don't they have llamas there? This is weird. Hey, why can't I work in my company? I thought I was getting this figured out. All that money wasted.



Oh, we took it back! I can work again? Maybe?



Oh come on. Albania? That isn't even a country. And I can't work again. This game is dumb. I'm outta here.