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Guess who's back! - Including a See-Through Plato

Day 1,733, 16:59 Published in USA USA by John Killah



Bringing back the old school style of my paper … It’s been disused like this for too long. Time to dust off the old writing skills and get back to writing how I used to write!

In Todays Issue of the Weirdest **** you will ever read –

1) – Oh hey, Look, Pizza lost a party … again!
2) – Plato, Y U SO SEETHROUGH?!
3) – War, what is it good for? (Besides Plato’s Pockets)

1) – Huehuehue, Pizza is partyless again

Now, anyone who knows me, knows I love a good laugh most of the time (Unless I’m in one of them moods where I’m more likely to rip your head off and wear it as a condom). So imagine the laughter coming from my room when I logged in yesterday and found Agay’s latest attempts at getting a party fell by the wayside.

Once the laughter had died down, I look at the screen … and laughed some more!

Ok seriously, I laughed heartily, then sobered up and thought “Thankgod people can still pull together”. If you were one of those people who participated in the ATO, give yourself a good ole’ masturb …. Pat on the back! Guys, you know what I was gonna say, feel free to go do that if you wish :3

At least Congressionals will be quite a bit safer this month, provided we help make sure the … ATO Party (For lack of a better name now since RLC is practically a toxic name) … with any blocking spots they may need. Here’s to some competition maybe being available this month :3

Me when Pizza lost

2) – Plato CANNOT into my Gold

Oh Plato, why are you like a window? So damn well see through … as well as dirty since you never get your act clean from all that coca … Yeah, I know your filthy habit Plato! I’ll take that when you’re finished it by the way :3

You brought out this … Rocket Control Chipset … And my first thought was “what a waste of gold and useless item” Ok, I suppose I still think that, but now, the reasoning is all so obvious with the introduction of these missions

Build 3 Rockets

Seriously? Does every player in this game have “mug” tattooed on their forehead? Did you really expect us to buy your … crap … for 14 gold just to complete that mission quickly? Well, a few of us player probably did, but they also probably have a visa/mastercard or have amassed a crap tonne of gold and don’t see 14 as much.

So Plato, when can we expect Q4 Training Centre’s? :3

3) - lolindo

Who here loves war? Potato, put your hand down … and that 50k >_>

I’m kinda split on this war in all honesty. On one hand, IT’S NOT THE BALKANS! \o/ No offence, I do like some of the countries that are considered Balkan countries … Croatia, Greece …. They’re pretty cool. But I don’t always like fighting in the same places for the 8,934,738,567,345th time (yes, gross overexageration). Not to mention, it’s nice fighting someone we don’t usually get to fight, beats kicking Spain around :3 And lets not forget all those LOVELY True Patriot Medals people are earnining 😃 (I’ve had 2 more since the war started, thankyou for that 10 gold Plato’s not getting his hands on 😃)

But the problem is … it’s Indonesia … They’re kind of inconsequential to us really aren’t they? What do we get by attacking them? Sure, a new challenge, but in the long term, not a lot. Now, what if we fought someone like the Swedes … or maybe Serbia … countries that we haven’t really touched. We’ve already helped destroy Indonesia in the past (Oh fun times, revenge for our wipe was SO SWEET)

So … Can we do a Haliman and go through Asia to Serbia? 😃

A segment in my paper which is a special place where people can talk briefly about anything eRepublik related. It’s a place where I can help bring them out into the media spotlight

Todays Guest! – Dr Luis Sentierio

Today I’ll be writting about erepublik and its hability to create a second real life. As many of you know, here we can work, have salaries, be part of the congress, be a president, work for the government, be part of national politics and finally fight for our country with a Military Unit. All this segments of the Universe erepublik is, make us wonder what is really important.

Many would say it’s their political ambitious, others would agree it’s fighting for our country and so on depending on the likes, ambitions and personality of everyone. I usually don’t expose much of my personal beliefs but I believe in us as Human beings we are. I believe in our responsibility towards the eWorld, it’s not the currencies and the positions you hold that matter in erepublik society, it’s really your attitude and personality, just like it is in real life. Respect everyone and be the best you can at what you do and you shall not only be remembered but worshiped and unforgotten. Don’t respect and insult those who are with you and no one will also ever forget and your credibility will be forever lost. Think about this before you hold any seat of power.

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John Killah
John Killah Day 1,733, 16:59

First denied because i'm back baby!

Israel Stevens
Israel Stevens Day 1,733, 17:32

First line of section 3 made me spit out my beer.


Chance Harrison
Chance Harrison Day 1,733, 17:35

Nice tits! Also needs more Chance and possibly some Greeling.

✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ Feel the AMPS! ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯

LaIIe Day 1,733, 17:55

Attack Sweden \o/

HEARMERAWR Day 1,733, 18:43


Rico Mc.Rico
Rico Mc.Rico Day 1,733, 19:07

Voted 😃 Thanks for the publication of my thoughts ^^

Ivana Spankin
Ivana Spankin Day 1,733, 19:44


Chucky Norris
Chucky Norris Day 1,733, 20:49

Nice article JK!

Eric Vanderberg
Eric Vanderberg Day 1,734, 03:09

We all know you wouldn't with the bewbs. Your more of dog kinda guy :3

Mister Y
Mister Y Day 1,734, 04:21

Voted, congrats for 200 subs.

Chance Harrison
Chance Harrison Day 1,734, 04:40

Sub 201.

Satya Yuga
Satya Yuga Day 1,734, 05:18


Chutley Day 1,734, 08:09

awesome. v+s

BogusTR Day 1,734, 08:20

serbia is good idea.

Kemal Ergenekon
Kemal Ergenekon Day 1,734, 08:27


George S. Patton Jr
George S. Patton Jr Day 1,734, 10:01

Serbia gay v+s

Nuriessa Day 1,734, 10:53

Pull a Haliman lulz! Welcome back Killah! As always great article, kept me entertained I actually read the entire thing : )

bigcdizzle Day 1,734, 15:22

Good job man. v+s

ErrOrka Day 1,735, 03:42

voted, very nice 🙂

Black Baroness
Black Baroness Day 1,736, 15:56

very, very nice, Voted

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