Gru and his minions
Day 3,194, 22:28
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by perilouspanther
Hello! As you all know I have been away for a rather long time (about 450 days). So since I no longer really care, I am putting no effort what so ever into this article.
The only true aim of this article is for me to get all tha goss guys. I want every single detail including what happened to my underpants after I left. I can't be bothered to write anymore for this paragraph so heres a gif.
Also, just before I left Aaron and Scarfar were making a channel type thing which talks about stuff on Erep and plays other games at the end. What happened to that? I was only around to see one episode.
It took me like 5 minutes, but I finally found a guy called Aaron with a scar, although I think I was looking in the wrong places to start with...
So, in conclusion I'm Gru and you are my minions. Mr. Woldy is Margo, Aaron is Agnes, MaxBlue is Edith and you can vote for who my mum is. Oh and please do update meh on allllll tha gossssip. Ty.
PP.
P.S. I am bankrupt so any donayshuns are very well received ty.
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Not going to lie, I thought you had died 😛
I resurrected. 😛
im glad you're ok
the channel type thing just started up again
im still mofa
i missed you
I was always with u spiritually.
I can't go a single fucking day without seeing minions. On facebook, 4chan, or anywhere else on the internet. That's not even taking into account the constant advertisement pushed into my face, and don't get me fucking started on the kids with their toys. My baby cousin wanted to play with him and his goddamn minion toys and I politely suggested we play with something else, he refused. I fucking refuse to go near him for the rest of my visit.
Today was the best day in two weeks, I lasted until 6:30pm with no minions, and was considering not watching TV or browsing the internet and sleeping early to secure a day. I was hopeful, but no.
You shared a shit tier meme on a free online browser game, a meme with nothing to do with free online browser games. You just had to didn't you?
Go fuck yourself
Minions are life.
-The channel thing went off for a bit because scarfar tried to quit the game or something but then he didn't so that came back recently
-congress literally sucks ass. They tried to legislate to pay themselves from the treasury and it actually went through but Woldy and the next congress immediately nuked it. And then the same next congress decided to move discussions to some silly external site but nobody's using said site so that was dumb too.
-America invaded because they were bored
-I lost a CP election at some point probably. I always do.
-Planes turned up but they're pretty underwhelming, and will continue to be until the new training grounds come out.
-I really like chicken nuggets
I forgot the rest, that'll have to do.
Sounds like typical erep. Underwhelming everything and getting even more underwhelming. That congress thing sounds cool tho unlucky they got nuked by tha woldmeister - just the kind of devious thing bruce would get into. hehehe...
I got into telling them to put a cactus up their bum but Plato took that article down.
Shame really, those three lines or so were my finest work.
Mhm. Plato can't even tell the difference between quality and pure crap. This game is pure crap. The players are quality. :3
You'll really enjoy the new battle/companies modification I was about to throw the towel totally but there's
people waiting for food an' stuff on NHS.
v + s
Yh, I was kinda excited when I saw that and it kinda makes sense, but it doesn't change my view of erep at all.. I haven't actually seen all the changes though. Most of the changes erep have made though seem to have made the game even worse...
Nothing's happened. We were just killing time until you got back.
So, now you're here, what shall we do?
Overthrow govt and have Hail Astrid as permanent unaccountable dictator pls
Pretend to be bruce and steal the treasury again. e.e
funny