Gnilraps for CP

Day 2,326, 17:24 • Published in USA USA • by Bucephalus92

Greetings bros,

Been a bit too long since I put something out into the media and with an interesting CP race going on I figured well why the f**k not. Without further ado (because I really hate ado) here are three reasons you should be casting your vote for Gnilraps this election.

1. Continuity. Notice how I put this one first? Ya, thats cause its important. We're at a very interesting and volatile time in the eworld, Empires seem to rise and fall by the day as the pendulum of power swings ever back and forth. In the beginning there were those that thought Asteria would reign supreme, they did have the (slight) advantage in damage after all. Remember that 2x determination bonus Romania had? That was crazy annoying.



Despite that Asteria has been firmly pushed back and Sirius (and Aurora) seem to be enjoying some good times. What is the primary factor in this change? The difference lies in how the nations of Sirius went about structuring themselves. The point was never to have the most damage, though it certainly needed enough to be relatively competetive. Instead, the focus was on finding nations that liked each other enough that they could consistently work together, and have fun doing it. Asteria on the other hand grabbed as much damage as they could and hoped that damagehood would win out again as it had in TWO, forcing nations like Hungary and Romania to work together in a world where the pickings were no longer easy was never going to work out and has caused Asteria to lose a lot of ground very quickly.

What is the point of this seemingly wild tangent you ask?


I would like to point out that I desperately tried to find a pun for wild tangent, unfortunately it seems my googleing skills were not up to the task, here is one of Sine instead

The point is that foreign affairs is extremely important at this moment and maintaining continuity in our leadership at the executive level makes providing consistency to our allies much easier and will pay serious dividends in the long run.

2. Restructuring of the USAF



Unless you have been living under a rock then you are probably aware that the USAF will be restructuring in order to take advantage of game mechanics to the greatest extent possible. There is no other candidate that is more qualified in this field than Gnilraps. His experience with EZC makes him the clear choice.

3. Gnilraps has a rich and deep understanding of essentially every aspect of this game. This knowledge equips Gnilraps the tools he needs to tackle any situation. We live in tumultuous times, when s**t hits the fan your gonna want a guy like Gnilraps in charge.

4. Thats right I'm adding a fourth, frankly a little ashamed I didn't think of it right away. Gnilraps wiped Canada. Nuff said.

5. Oh ya,
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