Day 890, 14:04 Published in Switzerland USA by Penguin4512

Spitballs in Congress.

Nonexistent Cooperation.

World War V at our backdoor.

The President is leaving.

My lottery tickets lost again.

Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.

A big thank you to our brothers from around the world who voted my last article! Through your help we were able to win in Congress! Hail Switzerland!