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A man who think his wife is cheating on her goes to see a doctor.
The doctor says to go 15ft away from his wife and ask a question to see if she responds.
The man goes home, goes 15ft from his wife and asks, "honey what's for dinner?" Nothing
10ft, also nothing
5ft: "what's for dinner"
The wife replies: "I told you three times, chicken!"

A guy walks into a bar, you'd think he'd see it!

On a boat, there's a New Zealander, a French Person, and a Serbian
The boat starts to sink do to overweight ness.
They decide to through stuff overboard.
The French person throughs crates of bread overboard saying "we have too many of those in my country."
The Serbian throws crates of ammunition overboard saying "we have too many of those in my country!"
The New Zealander throughs the Serbian overboard saying "we have to many of those in my country!"

What's a bunch of Austrians running down a mountain?
An orchestra
What's a bunch of Chileans running down a mountain?
Sandstorm
What's a bunch of Croatians running down a mountain?
An air raid

(this isn't meant to offend people, please don't be offended)