Cowbell Dilemma

Day 3,225, 14:46 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati

Issue #135


The war is over and the former eIndonesian administration seems to be completely routed. They will, likelty, attempt a rebellion, a couple days before the election.
There wasn't a huge celebration. This will be the first public announcement, of which I know. We were redeployed, in eIreland. (I blame the forum.)

Meanwhile, the halls of congress ring empty. There hasn't been a serious proposal in a week. Mostly, it's people chanting about their religion. I try to humor them and ask dumb questions. Ya Boi Da Money, has a similar approach, but he goes HAM.


Meanwhile, Back at NOMOS labs:

-Silique of Jimmy Cincinnati-
When confronted with the darkness, we dare to venture onward. We need no light and what most can't see, we render visible. It's the duty of an artist to entertain and educate. It's the duty of a newspaper to raise hell.

-Ya Boi-
How's it going?

-Jimmy Cincinnati-
I'm just recording some ideas that will inspire the next SFPOM.

-Ya Boi-
Needs more cowbell.

-Jimmy Cincinnati-
More?

-Ya Boi-
Why certainly!

-Cerb-
THIS IS BULLS#!T!

-Ya Boi-
Your baited remark or the cowbell dilemma?

-Cerb-
There's never any coffee in the pot. Who had the last cup?


*Ya Boi looks at Schubert.*

*Shubert looks at Jimmy Cincinnati.*

*Jimmy Cincinnati looks at his papers.*

TO BE CONTINUED...






Take the Hand of Wisdom's Friend.