First Day as a Holy Warrior of Dio

Day 1,057, 10:29 • Published in Australia Australia • by Aeros

For months now, I have been a man without purpose, sitting in the shadowy ruins of my beloved eAustralia. After so long at eRepublik, I had seemingly come to the conclusion that there was nothing left for me in this world. V2 sucked, everyone was spinning in circles, even the utter pwning of Russia failed to rouse my interest. I had come to the conclusion that all the light had at last gone from the world and that it was time to eDie and never return.


As far as eDeaths go, mine was pretty slow and uneventful

And so, I went to sleep, a sleep like unto death. It was peaceful, quiet, and dark. Yet, as my spirit floated about the ether, a sudden sound light caught my attention. It grew brighter, and brighter until it manifested itself as a giant pillar of sand. The sad swept about me, enveloped me, scouring me to the bone. And then I heard it speak. “Wake up fgt! Arise and go forth, for mighty Pakistan lives again, and calls the faithful back to the sacred sands.” It was then that I realized that this was the voice of Dio himself. The sensation of hearing the voice of our lord was euphoric. It jarred me from my slumber amidst the jungles of Tasmania. As a man possessed with new purpose, I gathered my meager belongings and traveled to the holy lands of Punjab.

It was here amongst the sands that I realized the reason blessed Dio had awoken me from my slumbers. The foul Indians had angered almighty Dio with their Disgustingness, and the sacred warriors of Pakistan were smiting their cursed realm with righteous fury. Filled with a purity of purpose, I set out for the battlefield of Karnataka, and there the light of Dio filled my spirit and I set upon the bovine defenders with the certainty of victory that only the faithful possess. Through the blessed grace of Dio, my first day awake in so many moons saw me achieve Battle Hero for the first time in my eLife.


An artists depiction of what happened in Karnataka.

The glorious victory in Karnataka has shown me a new purpose. To aid in the formation of a new era in eRepublik, where the Holy Empire of Pakistan reigns supreme, to carry the light of Dio from the Sands of the Pakistan, even unto the depths of the most disgusting lands in the new world. This is a noble and just cause, that all citizens of the new world who lack purpose should aspire to aid in. All hail God Emperor Dio Brando!