Fingerguns Deems Congress Too Stupid To Exist

Day 3,339, 05:21 • Published in USA USA • by Goddess Dilvany




I been catching up on Jane The Virgin and I have been thinking about how people are full of shit. Like okay watch the Jane The Virgin all the way up to the season two finale. I swear that the only people capable of writing this shit are people who have freaking doctorates in TALKING SHIT! Like who are these people? The congress no lifes?

During a live stream Fingerguns, the almighty dicktator.... I mean boxtator? vagtator? Anyway she told me to start a vote to impeach her, because it would be funny seeing a few of these congress no lifers flip their shit. Due to the fallout of I found that I should request my own censure and then see what happens from there. This is the testimony I delivered in the congressional committee.
"You guys are acting like the law is straight forward. It only says that I get an automatic censure and that it is ultimately up to the SoH. The law is basically vague because they want to encourage critical thinking in actual decision making. That seems to be the intention in the constitution.

So I don't see why this isn't a clear issue. I didn't do anything with bad intent and I asked permission from the president to do it. So it makes sense to overturn my censuring. Don't be stupid."

Now lets show some good awesome reasonable comments

Niemand
"I am against foul language but what real harm is done? Let's try to have a congress as full as possible."

DM Johnston
"Removing Censure usually just comes down to a question of "do enough people in Congress like you enough to care to remove it."

My guess is that the answer for you is no."


Fingerguns
"I apologize for starting all this shit. I really just thought it would be funny. I forget sometimes just how super srs everything is in Congress when it comes to certain people."

Ya Boi D Money is the second coming of Ajay Bruno?


Shadowber
"who said ignorance isn't a defense? In this case there was no ignorance, simple as that.

I beg to differ... I think ybdm is a danger to the eus."

Andy Dufresne
"He seems to be censured constantly, at what point do we blacklist?"

Shadowber
"yes... which is why I'm not willing to consider removing the censure.. he is a repeat offender..."

So what I have gained from this is that taking actions that have no effect on anything have "consequences". I am some how the most dangerous presence in the eUSA. That Ya Boi D Money, who recently has demonstrably cleaned up his act writing quality articles informing the recent events in congress, running live podcasts, burying the hatchet with old contentious enemies like Fingerguns, a congress term where he posted exactly ZERO shit postings on the forum. WOW! That Ya Boi D Money is getting real bad. I think we need to blacklist him.

I have only been censured at my own request. Never have I been censured where I have not started the proceedings. The first time I was censured I was protesting the stupidity of congressional censures. There is no repeat offenses.

Look at people like Centomax. A good honest person who was thrown under the bus and attacked for a mistake. Look at me proposing something that has the same effect as doing nothing. We allow dogma and some bizarre fetishism of the meta rules to run our government. Even if you read the constitution on the particular law they are going after me it reads this:
"Any Congressman proposing an in-game impeachment without having followed the procedure described in section 3.3 of the eUS Code shall have their forum privileges suspended pending disciplinary action to be determined by the Speaker of the House."
The people who actually came up the constitution were rational in that they realized that sometimes you have to have things open to discretion. These people who would have you believe they are defenders of some rule of law, white knights of the great precedent that holds the republic together, vanquishers of evil,but they do the opposite when it benefits them. What really is going on is that they just don't like me. They are weaseling their way out of the fact they just want to exist in a bubble free from criticism.