EXCLUSIVE: HORSE MEAT FOUND IN GOVT MINISTER

Day 1,890, 11:49 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Citizen 4945322

Shocking news emerged from the House of Commons yesterday, after we here at SCANDALOUS stole borrowed an important press release from right under the noses of Congress members in the House bar. For a recent survey by the Giant Omnivorous King-funded University, or GOKU for short, found that our current Minister of Legislative Affairs, the Rt Not Hon Goku Jones is actually composed of 30% horse DNA.


Our Govt at the bar

This shocked voters across the country, especially after they realised that they had elected this man in. We went to the streets to find out the public's response:

Frankly I am not surprised since he has always been a donkey.
Ms. Alice Invalidation, Age 1, Unemployed Parent

Well, I'm part sheep so I don't see what all the fuss is about. My mother was a sheep and she was a lovely person
James W, Age Unknown, Shepherd

When I voted for BigAnt, I expected good honest hard-working people, not horse mutants. BigAnt should either relieve Goku Jones of his job immediately or I won't be baking him again
Every New Era Member, Ages varied, Jobs varied

A press release from the Royal press was also released not long after the news broke, and beloved King Woldy had this to say:

"By Royal Decree, Goku Jones should be captured and then the best efforts should be made to see that this species is conserved for future generations to enjoy"


Experts are unsure how Goke, pictured above, got away with this for so long

It has once again refueled the debate on animal-man hybrids which has long run, splitting the country in two. Many people are calling for the immediate capture of this rare specimen, whilst others call for him to remain in office in the name of Civil Rights.

This news may also shock The Real Spamicans Party President Horice G Fossil, who it is rumoured may be the father of said creature.



Personally, we think the Government should act immediately, and force the MoLA from his office. Congress removed all Legislation, including the man-horse rights movement, so Goku should be forced to quit and then locked up in a cage at London Zoo.

What are your views on Horse-Men hybrids?
Would you like Goku to continue his role in Govt?
Is it time we culled all these mutants?
At what temperature should I cook spaghetti at?

Answer Below,

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