ESO Institute Press Release

Day 3,232, 11:09 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by HebronGazelle

Scientists at the ESO Institute have been working on a new discovery for the past few weeks now. The eWorld and the eUniverse has been shrouded in mystery for some time, and the ESO Institute made a pledge to help tackle this, unlocking the wonders of the eUniverse for the public. The team, led by Professor CheetahCurtis, have managed to find out the composition of the basic atoms that make up our eUniverse - which will be detailed in today's press release.
The Experiment

To unlock the secrets of the compositions of atoms we needed atoms, and a lot of them. To gather these atoms we sent hundreds of slaves to our Iron Mines. We could then experiment.

The atoms were placed inside a glass container, the inside was then made into a vacuum so that only the iron atoms remained. By burning the dead bodies of soldiers who fought in the eUK-eSweden war we were able to fire electric bolts through the glass container at the iron, causing the atoms to separate and move around the container. As we burned more bodies, the atoms separated more, eventually causing a strange reaction. At the point of burning approximately 10,000 bodies we could see many strange things such as the iron atoms floating, the electric bolts following a curved path, and some reflecting at different angles. With mathematics calculations (these will be made available by the ESO Institute shortly) we were able to detect the presence of three different particles which made up the atoms.
The Findings

The results of our experiments show that every atom is composed of different amounts of three different particles. Two of these particles make up the core of each atom, the "Platon" and the "Notron". Several of these two particles appear to stick together in a rod-like shape. The third particle, the "Election" hovers around the rod-like shape in an unusual pattern. Although the pattern appears to be unique to each "Election", as they are all different and hard to determine, they appear to make an S-like shape around the rod when viewed together. The image below shows a depiction of the "Platon", "Notron" and "Election" for a general atom.

The "Platon" and "Notron" make the central core, with the "Election" hovering around.

The larger and less common atoms appear to contain more "Platon" and "Notron" particles, as well as more "Election" particles but for that particle we do not have enough evidence to confirm it.

Overall, these new findings will hopefully help advance the technology that we are able to produce. How the atoms and their composite particles react to certain situations may allow us to gain greater control of the environment; we might possibly be able to create higher quality rockets, transportation and welfare products. As we are unsure exactly how they react, we can not be certain on which products could be advanced or when that may happen.

As for the scientific field we need to continue to experiment on these particles to gain a better understanding of them. Not only will this give us an advantage in the future, but we may gain a better understanding of our own past and the origins of the eUniverse. Many discoveries are still waiting to be found, and we, the scientists of today, must find them!

Thanks for reading,
CheetahCurtis
Professor at the ESO Institute