Erepublik Singles Hotline

Day 1,128, 18:24 Published in USA USA by Paul Proteus


Admins are getting rid of orgs, and I Paul Proteus have been lucky enough to see the super secret admin beta, and here is what replaces orgs:
Erepublik Singles Hotline
Erepublik is becoming an online dating site to match eCitizens with each other, and just in time for the holidays, let's see some screenshots now, shall we?

That's not photoshopped at all
Okay, so now let's click on the button and it lead us here:

Now, we erepublikans start pretty low, but I am building myself up, soooo, let's see how the connect button works

Here is my first try:


Ummm, Okay, Fluke, she's dead, let's try again

CONNECT



Okay, third times a charm

connect

/me crosses his fingers



FINALLY, SOMEBODY'S ALI....wait, Pieguy's not a girl...hmmm, well definitely some kinks to be worked out here, but I think I may know why there are no live females popping up
Erepublik has a female population of about 5, 3 of which are actually guys

That's it, good luck erepublik admin's, you'll figure it all out someday