eCypriot Women Killed Cellulite, can you do the same?

Day 2,143, 10:31 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • by kthniatros
Hello to all my comrades,

For once more, the new BASTARDOCRACY edition is dedicated to all eCY women and their courageous efforts regarding their battle against the "Evil Kiloz" Syndrom.

The newsflash for today (this is happening in RL) is that, according to the Hodja (Imam) of the Muslim order of Hazretullah and his addressing to women, he preached that it's good for women to be occasionaly hit, because this "exercise" helps them build a better body shape and therefore vanish the Cellulite problem at once.


Below you may recognize the happy faces of our dazzling eCY women:











Just Look At Them, they are all happy!

And now let me give you some more details about the Imam's preaching:


1) The woman who is spanked is like doing sports, while she has blood at her face,she looks more beautiful to her husband
2) The woman's body is always vivid and toned and so she could do everything in order to please her husband
3) Women who are spanked have no cellulite and their hair grow stronger while they are pulled
4) The woman who is spanked remains faithful to her husband. The woman who is not spanked turns her eyes to other men

And...Guys...We're talking about a real article, this is not trolling, I've just translated the article to english.

So now, the rest of the e-World is aware that eCY women are always happy and satisfied. No Cellulite! No More Below Average Female Self-Esteem! eCyprus is a pioneer! HAIL CYPRUS!

Bonus Pikçar:

"eCypriot women in a queue waiting to gain a Cellulite-less body!"